Let's talk about me, baby...


Ok
So I was in a quasi-accident over the weekend. Fortunately, I was the only person involved. Snow, sleet and a slippery interstate are not a good combination. Even when traveling at forty-five miles an hour...
So convinced now of my own mortality (and after realizing that my spinning car could have hit another car, the freeway divider or a big truck but instead ended up in a snow-covered ditch) and that my number may not be up yet, here's one of those assembly line quasi-confessionals that usually land me in trouble. But I'll publish it only here. Because in Cyberspace no one can hear you laugh. Or cry. Or sigh. Unless you have a webcam. So on with the survey:

YOUR BOY SIDE
[X] You love hoodies. (have about ten)
[x] You love jeans. (have MORE than ten)
[X] Dogs are better than cats. (hell yeah)
[] It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
[] Shopping is torture
[] Sad movies suck.
[] You own a car racing game.
[] You played with Hot Wheels cars as a kid.
[X] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (and a policeman, and an astronaut)
[] You owned a DS, PS2, N64,or Sega.
[X] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers (not the way you're thinking, you perv)
[x] You have watched sports on TV (with the volume down. I like men in tight clothing)
[X] Gory movies are cool. (er.. some of them. I hate the Saw series)
[] You go to your dad for advice.
[X] You own like a trillion baseball caps. (half a trillion)
[] You used to collect hockey cards.
[X] Baggy sweats are cool to wear. (ahhh....!)
[X] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (unless you're having an orgy. Kidding!)
[X] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (love black. LOVE IT!)
[]X You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (usually. Less now, though it was really bad a few years ago, isn't that so, Turo?)
[] Sports are fun
[] You talk with food in your mouth.
[X] You sleep with your socks on at night. (hell yeah. Especially in winter, when it's fucking cold)
[X] You have fished at least once. (yep. With a cousin. Threw the little fishes back in the water, though. I'm a softie)

YOUR GIRL SIDE
[x] You love to shop. Woot!
[] You wear eyeliner No, but I'd like to. Very punk rock.
[x] You wear the color pink. Yep. I have polos and ties in pink. So what?
[] You go to your mom to talk.
[X] You consider cheerleading a sport. That's hard shit. Have you tried it?
[] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like going to the mall. Totally. But I only buy clearance. DEEP discounts are best.
[x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. Totally sensuous experience. Try it before you talk.
[x] You like wearing jewelry. Somebody once say that you can hear me clink or see me shine...
[] You cried watching The Notebook. No, but Gosling is delicious.
[] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[X] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. Total retail therapy.
[] You don’t like the movie Star Wars. This is silly. Who doesn't LOVE that movie?
[] You are/were in gymnastics
[] It takes you around one hour to shower
[X] You smile a lot more than you should. Totally. That's me.
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. Of course. I'm no Imelda, but shoes are a necessity.
[x] You care about what you look like. Totally. Who doesn't? Don't front...!
[] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[] You like wearing high heel shoes. Nope. It's torture. And it fucks up your back.
[x] You used to play with dolls as little kid. My dolls were better kept than my little sister's ...
[X] You like putting make-up on others. it's fun! Think Rocky Horror Picture Show style
[x] You like being the star of everything. Who doesn't? Oh, wait.
[] Pink is one of your favorite colors.

Appearance

[] I am shorter than 5′5″.
[] I have many scars.
[X] I tan easily. Duh! I'm brown.
[X] I wish my hair was a different color. It's actually been many colors.
[X] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. And never will.
[X] I have a tattoo. I have seven, actually.
[X] I am self-conscious about my appearance. We already talked about that. And it's going to get worse as I age, I guess.
[] I’ve had/have braces.
[x] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. And it's a fucking thrill.
[X] I have more than two piercings. I have five. I think that'll be it.
[] I have / had piercings in places besides my ears.

Embarrassment

[X] I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation. True. Idiotic but true. It tells you how much time I spend online.
[X] Disney movies still make me cry. Bambi!!!
[X] I’ve snorted while laughing. Totally. On purpose and by accident.
[x] I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried. Fun, fun.
[X] I’ve glued my hand to something. Crazy glue is the devil
[] I’ve laughed ’til some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[X] I’ve had my pants rip in public. Oh, let's not go there. Thank goodness for cotton-lycra blends.

Health

[X] I’ve gotten stitches. Once sometime a son of a bitch cut my arm with a razor blade. He's dead now. Karma.
[] Broken a bone.
[X] I’ve had my tonsils removed. Yep. Have you seen Deep Throat? Right.
[X] I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend. Yeah. Misery loves company.
[X] I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. Yep. Gone forever. No wisdom gained, though. Have you seen my name?
[] I’ve had serious surgery.
[X] I’ve had chicken pox. Many, many moons ago.

Traveling

[x] I’ve driven / riden over 200 miles in one day. And I'll be doing it for awhile.
[x] I’ve been on a plane. Yep. Hate flying though.
[] I’ve been to Canada.
[] I’ve been to Cuba.
[] I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
[] I’ve been to Ottawa.
[] I’ve gone to Sudbury.
[] I’ve been to the Caribbean.
[] I’ve been to Europe. Nope, but I'll eventually go to each of these places.
[x] I’ve been to Florida. And love it. It feels like home. Hmmm.... Ropa Vieja....

Experiences

[X] I’ve gotten lost in my city. Many, many times. Now I have a GPS device. Got it for Christmas. It was sorely needed.
[X] I’ve seen a shooting star. Pretty!
[] I’ve wished on a shooting star.
[] I’ve seen a meteor shower.
[X] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. All the time. Especially in runs for ice cream to the grocery store.
[X] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator. ALL of them.
[X] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts. And he felt it.
[x] I’ve been to a casino. Yep. My dad used to work in one.
[] I’ve been skydiving.
[X] I’ve gone skinny-dipping. Deliciously sensual. Totally recommended.
[] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I’ve crashed a car.
[] I’ve been skiing.
[] I’ve been in a musical.
[x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue. OMG totally. I think there's pictures of that somewhere.
[] I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
[X] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night. And listened to sad songs. Highly recommended in the Summer.
[x] I’ve played a prank on someone. I know. Karma. But it was fun.
[x] I’ve ridden in a taxi. Duh.
[X] I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Many, many times.
[X] I’ve eaten Sushi. LOVE IT! Sashimi also rules.
[] I’ve been snowboarding.
[] I've drank a bottle of syrup

Honesty / Crime

[x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t. Yep
[x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t. Yep. Many times. And I liked it. Am I going to hell?
[X] I’ve snuck out. Many times.
[x] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am. Not only to them...
[X] I’ve cheated while playing a game. And in other instances too...
[X] I’ve ran a red light. Yep. And a stop sign too. Not in the dark, though.
[x] I’ve witnessed a crime. Yep. Is shoplifting a crime? It should be.
[X] I’ve been in a fist fight. Yep. I've gotten beat up and I've beaten up people.
[X] I’ve been arrested. Yep. I was at the wrong place at the wrong time. I got a boyfriend out of it, though. Oh, those times.

Death and Suicide
[] I’m afraid of dying. Not anymore. I'm only afraid it's going to be painful. Cannot take pain well.
[x] I hate funerals. Totally and completely. I have not seen a body in a casket. The mere thought of it makes my skin crawl.
[X] I’ve seen someone / something dying. Yep. A little animal. Not good.
[] Someone close to me has attempted / committed suicide.
[X] I’ve planned my own suicide before. Yep. Went to therapy for it. Better now. Moving on....
[] I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[X] I own over 5 rap CD’s. LOL Yep.
[X] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime. Only Manga, though.
[] I own designer purses, costing over $100 a piece. Would if I could get away with it.
[X] I own something from Pac Sun. Yeah. Belt, jeans and hoodie.
[X] I collected comic books. By the dozen. My mom had them bound and I'd re-read them all.
[X] I own something from The Gap. Please, who doesn't?
[] I own something I got on E-Bay.
[X] I own something from Abercrombie. Yep. Got it in a second hand store. Loved paying $5 for a pair of $50 jeans.

Random

[] I can sing well . Not at all
[] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. LOL this is crazy
[X] I open up to others easily. Duh. Blog?
[x] I like to rant a lot. Duh. Blog?
[x] I watch the news. And read them online
[X] I don’t kill bugs. nope. Karma.
[X] I sing in the shower. Badly, but yes.
[X] I am a morning person. I'm in bed by eleven.
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[X] I twirl my hair. LOL girly, isn't it?
[x] I care about grammar. Totally. Completely.
[] I have “?”’s in my screen name.
[] I love spam.
[X] I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day. Oh, well. I had just gotten my iPod and was out of control.
[]I bake well. Cannot cook to save my life. Lieterally.
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange. Black and orange. It used to be red, but I changed.
[] I would wear pajamas to school. No. That's wrong.
[] I like Martha Stewart. Hate her.
[X] I know how to shoot a gun. Yep. I had a relationship with someone who was a Pink Pistol.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[X] I laugh at my own jokes. Well, of course. They're funny! What do you mean no?
[] I eat fast food weekly. No, but I LOVE Chipotle.
[] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish. Totally. Mostly if I like you.
[X] I like white chocolate. Anything chocolate. Anything.
[X] I bite my nails. Guilty as charged.
[x] I’m good at remembering faces. Yep
[x] I’m good at remembering names. Good but better with faces.
[] I’m good at remembering dates. Mostly birthdays.
[x] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. LOL totally on target. Mostly now when everything is spinning almost out of control. Just like that car I was driving.
[x] All my answers were totally honest. Yep. That's me, now.
[ ] Except that last question


So, do you feel closer to me? No? That was not the idea. The idea was simple fun. And also so you know you are not peeking at somebody's Diary (what are blogs but cyber-diaries with some critical thinking stuffed in for good measure?) without knowing them. At least a little.

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  1. Ticklish, huh? Time to experiment! And I can vouch for your obsession with clothes. ;)

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