Survey-ed
Following your lead:
| A Survey with Intellegence | |
| Personal | |
| Place of Birth:: | Near the sea. |
| Sign:: | Iron tiger with the moon somewhere |
| Profession:: | Professional student |
| Height:: | I have no idea. One meter seventy? |
| Hair/Eye Color:: | black and brown |
| Allergies:: | Recently developed one to pollen, I guess. Never had it before |
| Education:: | A lot. All useless |
| Blood type:: | B positive. I don't remember. All I know it's not O |
| Favorites: | |
| Color you like wearing:: | Black. |
| Lucky number:: | Don't know. Never buy lottery or play any kind of game |
| Taste:: | Not always. Have made really bad choices in men |
| Hobby:: | Bitching |
| Sport:: | I like men sweating in tight uniforms. Does that count? |
| City:: | Here |
| Food:: | Most anything ethnic and NOT hot |
| Dessert:: | Anything chocolate |
| Game:: | Got no game. Sorry |
| Book:: | Any as long as it's entertaining |
| Magazine:: | Gay rags |
| Music:: | Anything with a beat |
| Movie:: | Anything with Keanu Reeves or Jake Gyllenhaal |
| TV Show:: | Don't watch TV |
| Time of Day:: | Early in the morning, please. |
| Motto:: | I can resist everything but temptation |
| Morality | |
| Worst Lie:: | Me, too. |
| A lie you tell yourself:: | That I'm hot |
| Something you have stolen:: | Pens. In pretty colors |
| Something you are addicted to:: | Hershey's Kisses. And the real kind, too |
| Have you cheated?:: | Yes |
| Hurt someone purposefully:: | Not really |
| You apologize first:: | Not as often as I should |
| Your Opinon On: | |
| Death is:: | A state |
| Life on other planets:: | Probably ues |
| Evolution:: | Of course. |
| Abortion:: | Their bodies, themselves. |
| Own Guns?:: | Nope. Hate them |
| Welfare System:: | Sure, why not? After all, they crooks in governemnt spend $50000 in taxis |
| Death Penalty:: | An eye for an eye |
| Rights for illegal immigrants:: | This is a country of illiegal immigrants passing for owners of the land |
| Homosexuality:: | Yes, please. |
| Premarital sex:: | As often as possible |
| Environment:: | Going to hell because of the Theocons |
| Poverty:: | Too much |
| Racism:: | Too much. Too often. Too scary |
| Military:: | Hmm.. Major Hardon |
| Yes or No | |
| Keep a diary:: | Used to. Now it's a blog |
| Like to cook:: | Not really. And only for myself. |
| Exercise regularly:: | Not as much as I should at this age |
| Read books regularly:: | Religiously |
| Do crossword puzzles:: | Not very often |
| Have an unshared secret:: | Several. |
| Fill up gas at the last minute:: | Never. It freaks me out |
| Snore:: | Sometimes. It depends on the pillow. |
| Read in the Bathroom:: | Most everywhere. |
| Like America:: | Sometimes, in some ways |
| Remember jokes:: | Not very often. Not a joke teller. |
| Play cards:: | No. I think they're dumb |
| Fold your underwear:: | Yes. And sometimes I sort it by color. |
| Talk in your sleep:: | I think I do. I hope it's in Spanish. |
| Eat fast:: | Not really. |
| Avoid paying full price:: | As often as I can. |
| Hike:: | No. |
| Shave regularly:: | Every day. Like waxing better, though |
| Always late:: | Nope. Too compulsive for that. |
| Smoke:: | No. Thank you. |
| Whistle:: | I just put my lips together and blow. |
| Believe in destiny:: | Who doesn't? |
| Bite your fingernails:: | Not really. Bite my fingers, that's worse. |
| Pick your nose:: | Secretely |
| Vegetarian: | Not enough self-control |
| Sex in an airplane:: | Yes, please |
| Hit your parents:: | Nope. |
| Save letters:: | Yes. And cards. And some emails. |
| Hate parties:: | Love them. |
| Fired a gun:: | Yes. With a gun crazy slezeball who I dated |
| Have the last word:: | As often as possible |
| Less in more:: | Not always. |
| Give money to homeless:: | Nope. Have given them food, though. |
| Know who you are:: | Hell yes. At this point? Please! |
| Enjoy being photographed:: | Not really. I try to grin and bear it, though |
| Life treats you well:: | Yes. I just complain out of bitchiness |
| Choices | |
| Sunrise or Sunset:: | Sunrise |
| Sweet or Sour:: | I've got a fucking sweet tooth that just does not quit |
| Old or New:: | New. |
| Hot or Cold:: | Hot, I guess. I'm tropical, baby. |
| Coke or Pepsi:: | Coke. Always. Pepsi is stupid and a choice of the new generation. Too old for that. |
| Soft or Hard:: | Hard, baby. Hard. |
| Yesterday or Tomorrow:: | Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow. |
| Red or Blue:: | Red Bull. Blue states. |
| Fast or Slow:: | Slow, baby slow. |
| Blind or Deaf:: | Neither. I'd just die. |
| Bath or Shower:: | Shower with someone. Bath alone |
| Black or White:: | Black. |
| Dogs or Cats:: | Neither. Don't like pets. |
| Victim or Criminal:: | Cause I feel like I criminal.... |
| Day or Night:: | Day and night |
| Sun or Rain:: | I wanna make love in a rainstorm... |
| New York or Paris:: | New York, baby! |
| Silver or Gold:: | Silver. Gold is so very cheap! |
| Random | |
| Biggest fear:: | Pain |
| Makes you cry:: | Anger |
| Something always on your mind:: | Sex |
| Most romantic experience:: | Being romanced by the gruffest man ever. Twice |
| Kiss in the rain?:: | Yes, please. Repeat. |
| Most comfortable doing:: | Something I know. |
| Be famous for:: | Big mouth |
| Best adventure:: | leaving it all behind |
| Regrets:: | Only what I never did |
| Moment frozen in time:: | Nando telling me he loved me. |
| Embarrassing things you do:: | I bite my fingers. Until I bleed. |
| Animal that describes you:: | A metal tiger? |
| Your proudest moment:: | When I earned my first salary. |
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