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Following your lead:
A Survey with Intellegence | |
Personal | |
Place of Birth:: | Near the sea. |
Sign:: | Iron tiger with the moon somewhere |
Profession:: | Professional student |
Height:: | I have no idea. One meter seventy? |
Hair/Eye Color:: | black and brown |
Allergies:: | Recently developed one to pollen, I guess. Never had it before |
Education:: | A lot. All useless |
Blood type:: | B positive. I don't remember. All I know it's not O |
Favorites: | |
Color you like wearing:: | Black. |
Lucky number:: | Don't know. Never buy lottery or play any kind of game |
Taste:: | Not always. Have made really bad choices in men |
Hobby:: | Bitching |
Sport:: | I like men sweating in tight uniforms. Does that count? |
City:: | Here |
Food:: | Most anything ethnic and NOT hot |
Dessert:: | Anything chocolate |
Game:: | Got no game. Sorry |
Book:: | Any as long as it's entertaining |
Magazine:: | Gay rags |
Music:: | Anything with a beat |
Movie:: | Anything with Keanu Reeves or Jake Gyllenhaal |
TV Show:: | Don't watch TV |
Time of Day:: | Early in the morning, please. |
Motto:: | I can resist everything but temptation |
Morality | |
Worst Lie:: | Me, too. |
A lie you tell yourself:: | That I'm hot |
Something you have stolen:: | Pens. In pretty colors |
Something you are addicted to:: | Hershey's Kisses. And the real kind, too |
Have you cheated?:: | Yes |
Hurt someone purposefully:: | Not really |
You apologize first:: | Not as often as I should |
Your Opinon On: | |
Death is:: | A state |
Life on other planets:: | Probably ues |
Evolution:: | Of course. |
Abortion:: | Their bodies, themselves. |
Own Guns?:: | Nope. Hate them |
Welfare System:: | Sure, why not? After all, they crooks in governemnt spend $50000 in taxis |
Death Penalty:: | An eye for an eye |
Rights for illegal immigrants:: | This is a country of illiegal immigrants passing for owners of the land |
Homosexuality:: | Yes, please. |
Premarital sex:: | As often as possible |
Environment:: | Going to hell because of the Theocons |
Poverty:: | Too much |
Racism:: | Too much. Too often. Too scary |
Military:: | Hmm.. Major Hardon |
Yes or No | |
Keep a diary:: | Used to. Now it's a blog |
Like to cook:: | Not really. And only for myself. |
Exercise regularly:: | Not as much as I should at this age |
Read books regularly:: | Religiously |
Do crossword puzzles:: | Not very often |
Have an unshared secret:: | Several. |
Fill up gas at the last minute:: | Never. It freaks me out |
Snore:: | Sometimes. It depends on the pillow. |
Read in the Bathroom:: | Most everywhere. |
Like America:: | Sometimes, in some ways |
Remember jokes:: | Not very often. Not a joke teller. |
Play cards:: | No. I think they're dumb |
Fold your underwear:: | Yes. And sometimes I sort it by color. |
Talk in your sleep:: | I think I do. I hope it's in Spanish. |
Eat fast:: | Not really. |
Avoid paying full price:: | As often as I can. |
Hike:: | No. |
Shave regularly:: | Every day. Like waxing better, though |
Always late:: | Nope. Too compulsive for that. |
Smoke:: | No. Thank you. |
Whistle:: | I just put my lips together and blow. |
Believe in destiny:: | Who doesn't? |
Bite your fingernails:: | Not really. Bite my fingers, that's worse. |
Pick your nose:: | Secretely |
Vegetarian: | Not enough self-control |
Sex in an airplane:: | Yes, please |
Hit your parents:: | Nope. |
Save letters:: | Yes. And cards. And some emails. |
Hate parties:: | Love them. |
Fired a gun:: | Yes. With a gun crazy slezeball who I dated |
Have the last word:: | As often as possible |
Less in more:: | Not always. |
Give money to homeless:: | Nope. Have given them food, though. |
Know who you are:: | Hell yes. At this point? Please! |
Enjoy being photographed:: | Not really. I try to grin and bear it, though |
Life treats you well:: | Yes. I just complain out of bitchiness |
Choices | |
Sunrise or Sunset:: | Sunrise |
Sweet or Sour:: | I've got a fucking sweet tooth that just does not quit |
Old or New:: | New. |
Hot or Cold:: | Hot, I guess. I'm tropical, baby. |
Coke or Pepsi:: | Coke. Always. Pepsi is stupid and a choice of the new generation. Too old for that. |
Soft or Hard:: | Hard, baby. Hard. |
Yesterday or Tomorrow:: | Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow. |
Red or Blue:: | Red Bull. Blue states. |
Fast or Slow:: | Slow, baby slow. |
Blind or Deaf:: | Neither. I'd just die. |
Bath or Shower:: | Shower with someone. Bath alone |
Black or White:: | Black. |
Dogs or Cats:: | Neither. Don't like pets. |
Victim or Criminal:: | Cause I feel like I criminal.... |
Day or Night:: | Day and night |
Sun or Rain:: | I wanna make love in a rainstorm... |
New York or Paris:: | New York, baby! |
Silver or Gold:: | Silver. Gold is so very cheap! |
Random | |
Biggest fear:: | Pain |
Makes you cry:: | Anger |
Something always on your mind:: | Sex |
Most romantic experience:: | Being romanced by the gruffest man ever. Twice |
Kiss in the rain?:: | Yes, please. Repeat. |
Most comfortable doing:: | Something I know. |
Be famous for:: | Big mouth |
Best adventure:: | leaving it all behind |
Regrets:: | Only what I never did |
Moment frozen in time:: | Nando telling me he loved me. |
Embarrassing things you do:: | I bite my fingers. Until I bleed. |
Animal that describes you:: | A metal tiger? |
Your proudest moment:: | When I earned my first salary. |
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