Express yourself, don't repress yourself

Ten things you wish you could say to people right now (don't list names):
1. I don't want you anymore
2. I want you to fuck me.
3. You're a fucked up piece of shit.
4. I want you.
5. You're amazing.
6. Don't cha wish your boyfriend was a freak, like me?
7. Move on.
8. I don't think you give yourself enough credit.
9. Go fuck yourself.
10. There. There.

Nine things about yourself:
1. I don't like sanctimonious assholes.
2. I am proud to be a liberal.
3. I like or dislike people at first sight. And I'm usually right.
4. I laugh easily.
5. I get mad easily.
6. I love chocolate.
7. I sometimes forgive but seldom forget.
8. I secretly despise people who think religion is going to 'save' them.
9. I eventually cheat myself.

Eight ways to win your heart:
1. Be yourself.
2. Love yourself.
3. Don't ask too many questions.
4. Be sexy.
5. Don't judge people.
6. No baggage.
7. Be crazy with me!
8. Enjoy life.

Seven things that cross your mind a lot:
1. Fuck this.
2. Fuck him.
3. Fuck me.
4. Work
5. Sleep
6. Him
7. Home

Six things you wish you never did:
1. Loving him.
2. Leaving him.
3. Let anger take over.
4. Not talking to her.
5. Not talking to him.
6. Clamming down.

Five turn-offs:
1. Bad teeth.
2. Bad manners.
3. Bad attitudes.
4. Bad sex.
5. Bad religion.

Four turn-ons:
1. Good, long, wet, soft kisses.
2. Long hair.
3. Chests.
4. Walks.

Three things you want to do before you die:
1. Go to London
2. Live near the sea for a year.
3. Own a house.

Two smileys that describe you:
1. :-D
2. :-P

One confession:
1. I wanna cheat.