Moving images...

.. speak a thousand words.

Here's to you, Michael...

“You were like one of those guys
The kind with a wandering eye
But I said, “hey what the hell, once in my life I’ll take a ride on the wild side”
You were so full of yourself
But damn, were you cute, as well
You liked my legs, I liked your moves
Anyone could tell that it’s hard to deny that”

I seriously have to consider the whole getting-infatuated-with-younger-unattainable-men thing. It's kind of FAIL, no?