"The butt of the fruit cake is much softer.... I hate myself"With all the xmas meme enthusiasm (Mistress Maddie, Anne Marie, Steve and many more have tried) I decided to use Adam as an inspiration for mine. Of course, watching Adam do anything (kill it on skates int he Winter Olympics, do Dancing with the Stars, sip eggnog...) is an experience but also it will serve here as a springboard for a reflection on what is it that I know about these xmas staples.
So let's start:
Hot toddy: have never had it. What is it? Should I try it? I may pass if I have to put a ton of alcohol in it to like it..
Fruitcake: yes! I love it too, Adam. I know it as Panettone and my mom used to love it. So yes. And I also eat it from the bottom up.
Canned cranberry: ... and that's a no.
Eggnog: yes, please. I can do without the whole whipped cream, but it's the holidays so bring it. I'm going to gain ten pounds anyway so fuck it. I read the Mistress makes one to die for.
Gingerbread house: just give me gingerbread cookies. Hopefully not that hard, though. Holy shit. I saw a gingerbread house at Trader Joe's and I may just eat it without putting it together.
Candy canes: I can do without these. It takes forever to finish one. Can something be too sweet? I guess it can. Rhetorical question.
Peppermint Bark: yes. Chocolate? Yes.
Popcorn Trio Tin: but of course! Duh. The sweet and salty combo is the BEST. I have been known to attack popcorn with a vengeance whether Netflix is involved or not.
So there it is my mini-meme challenge thingy.
It was fun. Now I want Panettone.