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… A person who practices masturbation without imagining sex with someone is rare indeed, if he or she exists at all. On that basis, the practice is tantamount to engaging in adultery, fornication, homosexual behavior or any number of other sexual practices that the mind can imagine — even idolatry, as revealed in Ephesians 5:5, Colossians 3:5 and Ezekiel 23:49. In a certain sense, it could be said that masturbation is a form of mental pornography, which we all know to be sinful.We also know sin by the witness of the Holy Spirit within, provided we haven’t quenched that witness through ongoing rebellion… And who doesn’t live with guilt over the practice of masturbation — even those who have convinced themselves that it isn’t sinful?
David Kyle Foster

So did you know that when you jerk off you’re indulging in SEVERAL sins at the same time? David Kyle Foster here is one of those wretched souls who claim to be ex-gay (sure, Jan) and that sees sin and damnation everywhere. Especially is any kind of pleasure is involved. 

One of the things I have against religion (and trust me, I have many) is that obsession with curtailing any kind of pleasure associated with sex. If you pay attention, anything and everything the wingnuts who belong to any of the xtofascists sects rant about first is sex. And pleasure. Let's not forget pleasure. Their attention to the minutiae involved in getting off is astounding. You’d think they obsess over these things with the kind of attention grandmothers devoted to needlepoint. And they do!

Their aim in life seems to be to eradicate any trace of pleasure from the face of the earth. Maybe because they cannot have it? You see, these ex-gays condemning themselves to a life of frustration and longing cannot be good for their mental health. Fuck, I think about dick several times a day and I enjoy myself thoroughly when I have sex! I cannot imagine the poor, bludgeoned psyche of one of these wretched ex-gay souls who deny themselves who they really desire for the possibility of pleasing a deity who will punish them no matter what.



There are hundreds of thousands of cases like poor David’s. Cases of people who twist themselves in a thousand knots to deny others the pleasures they are denying themselves. That’s what conversion therapy does to them. That’s why they want to inflict it in others.  So next time you realize that your state is going to ban conversion therapy, do yourself and others a favor and vote that shit down. Because they will keep trying to make conversion therapy a thing. All for the love of that god David mentions  so much. To close, I’ll leave you with a taste of his twisted (and slightly homoerotic) reasoning and also with some inspiration:

Greater love for God comes as a fruit of taking the time to know Him intimately. A lifestyle of worship is important. The demonic realm cannot stand that.















XOXO

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  1. My oh my,that was quite a reach, even for an ex-gay.
    It sounds like projection to me.

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  2. those that complain the most usually are what they complain against.

    I LOVE MASTURBATION! IT'S FUN! and it relieves tension!

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  3. I feel so sorry for people who are hamstrung in their (consensual) sex lives by unnecessary guilt or shame. One of the best parts of life has been ruined for them.

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  4. Believe me when I tell you, there is now way I'd be the ambidextrous person I am today with masturbation. Look Ma! Two hands!

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  5. I loved your opening quote about masturbating. I have and can masturbate without thinking of anyone, but most times I do think of someone.

    And I agree about these conservative pricks. Those who complain and put up fuss the most and disagree, should be a red flag. There guilty of the same canal delights.

    I already resigned I'll have a throne next to Satan hosting the party.

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  6. So they say you shouldn’t “abuse” yourself, but let us abuse you in other ways. Yeah, no thanks. I’ll keep doing what I’m doing and thinking about a certain someone all I want. 😘

    XOXO 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

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  7. I do both, think about someone and sometimes it's just about the feeling of pleasure. I often wonder if these people that obsess over stopping everyone from any forms of sexual pleasure, unknowingly to themselves, belong to the groups of people that are turned on by the denial of sex, chastity belts etc.

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