oh, Lindsey
We all know that the repugs will put up with anything, ANYTHING! to retain power but Lindsey's 360 has been absolutely astonishing. From being a benign nuisance (all republicans are nuisances), Lindsey has become a defensor of the indefensible, justifying each and every mistake, gaffe, corruption scandal, racist remark and overall fuckery from the Cheeto administration and putting himself out there as a tinfoil dictator's defender.
I was taking to Bae, and I started coming up with theories about why is it that Miz Lindsey (bitch is gay as a goose, I may have no gaydar but this bitch.....) has bent over for Cheeto. Here's some scenarios I have concocted about the kind of Kompromat they have on her and it's rich in sex with minors because that's one of the main causes of flipping on Cheeto 360:
Scenario 1:
Miz Lindsay on video, in a crib, surrounded by black, buff, eighteen year old boys that change her diaper and then fuck her silly. Without leaving her crib.
Scenario 2:
Miz Lindsey has been a famous rapper’s bitch for the last ten years and there’s pictures of her in very compromising positions being gang raped by said rapper and several of his closest friends. Repeatedly
Scenario 3:
There's video (and photos) of Miz thang dancing in red seven inch stilettos and a La Perla thong before a bukkake session with some Mecos models. All the men are wearing Sean John clothes and the soundtrack is Tupac and Biggie. Miz Lindsey is clearly on ecstasy in many of these instances, too.
Scenario 4:
Miz Lindsey is filmed Sketchy Sex style while being fucked by five of the most hung black male porn stars from machofucker. Bareback. She does not shower in between takes.
Senario 5;
Apparently Lindsey used to visit OJ Simpson in jail and used to suck him through the bars while the whole floor watched. There’s pictures. And video. Lindsey was always in suit and tie. And an American flag pin.
Scenario 6:
There's video of Miz Lindsey being bukkaked by pot-smoking Haitian teens. She then proceeds to do voodoo rituals that involve being whipped with a leather cat o'nine tails drenched in the piss of ku klux klan members while sitting in a Tiger Tyson replicock. She appears transfixed.
Scenario 7:
For the last forty years Lindsey has owned an all male whorehouse in Alabama that specializes in providing black and Latino escorts for closeted republicans and she’s tried each and every new call boy that gets to work there. She keeps a file cabinet with reviews and videos of her with each one of them. And occasionally, their friends.
Scenario 8:
Vlad knows that Lindsey is part of an underground ring that traffics with brown boys and sends them to Russia to work as sex slaves. And he approves.
Scenario 9:
Miz Lindsey keeps a stable of men whose only job is to let her suck their toes after they have fucked her in a sling in her basement. These men need to be working class and preferably undocumented. She holds their passports in a safe in her home office.
Scenario 10:
Lindsey has a backroom in her office in Washington where she films porn videos with known porn actors from Male Noir, Brooklyn Hookups, Thugmart, Blacks On Boys and Breed It Raw, who always wear ski masks while they spank Lindsey with her fraternity’s paddle before they fuck her. These sessions take place after almost every Senate meeting.
So, that's about all I have. And you, do you have your favorite conspiracy theory about why Lindsey is Putin's bitch and Cheeto's doormat? Go ahead, I'm all ears.
XOXO
P.S. I cackled when Patti Lupone came for Miz Lindsey:
Lindsey Graham you are a disgrace. On a personal note, why don’t you just bite the bullet and come out. You might just come to your senses.— Patti LuPone (@PattiLuPone) July 18, 2019
And for the record, I don't find that tweet homophobic. She's calling a spade a spade...
miss lindseybell and male children (under age 18)...pure and simple.
ReplyDeleteLindsey has lost her soul. Wasn't Comey the one who testified to Congress saying that working with FakePrez makes you lose your soul? I believe it. And as for Patty, bless her! Though to be honest, this is one closeted gay/homosexual I would not like to have on my team. Girl's mean, bitter, jaded...and not in a fun way. She needs to do some serious whateversleft soul searching and come to grips. Them hissy fit she threw during the Kavanaugh hearing was the last bit of soul screaming to get out of that body.
ReplyDeleteDump has the video of Lin being double fisted in a sling by a couple of senate pages at the Watergate.
ReplyDeleteMy, my you are all so creat. But you know, for this graham cracker they don’t seem so far fetched. He definitely likes them young, hung and POC. He’ll take all cummers.
ReplyDeleteXOXO 👨❤️💋👨
I'd say Anne Marie edging us down the right alley. You can bet the Idiot Jerk is trying to get as much dirt on as many people as possible. That's how he works.
ReplyDeleteNo offense....but what visuals. I may need a Silkwood wash. He should just go shack up with Aaron.
ReplyDelete@annemarie: I think so, too. In typical repug fashion.
ReplyDelete@walter: totally! We don’t need the likes of her in our team. Ugh.
@jimmy: pages! Wasn’t there awhile ago another repug who used to ‘train’ pages in ‘internships’?
@bae: oh, I’m sure she would. And she likes them with melanin, as do many racist southerners.
@dave: yep, I also think that’s the drift: underage. And you know Cheeto has mafia boss methods: getting dirt on everyone to gain leverage.
@maddie: Lmaoooo gurl you know it. And Lindsey is afraid of the fall, butshes not as pretty or young as Aaron, so she’s getting some coin before she goes,
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