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To help save our beaches and oceans from pollution, we teamed up with @leolulu_xxx to make the dirtiest porn ever! For each view, we will make a donation to @oceanpolymers - more info at https://t.co/PpktdTflxx pic.twitter.com/tgpjeIk7M8

— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) August 27, 2019

Who knew that PornHub (our thoughtful wood provider) is much more environmentally friendly than the fucking Cheeto government. Yes, a porn provider has done more to protect the environment than the grifter in chief. And that's a sorry state of affairs for a country.

The Twittler administration, apart from being swamped by climate deniers has tried over, and over and over to deny the dire state of the planet in order to profit from natural resources that have been, until recently (well, until the Obama administration) protected. The latest victims? The National Parks. The Orange One's administration (as corrupt as its head) wants to open a giant sequoia monument for logging. That's right. Trees that have been there for hundreds of years may be cut to give more money to this corrupt administration. Any excuse to grift is valid.

In comes PornHub. Apart from the aforementioned 'Giving Wood' initiative, now PornHub has started a campaign against single-use plastics. Do you remember when the Twitler administration tried to sell $15 dollar plastic straws to own the libs?  Their grift knows no limits. But single use plastics is a threat and there's research backing it up.

So my invitation to you is to go watch some porn. You can help protect the oceans by watching some people getting it ON. Yep. This is what they have to say: 

"We need to change our ways and stop trashing these pieces of heaven on Earth. To help, please watch the entire uncensored video above starring outdoor porn power couple LeoLulu, and for each view we’ll donate to Ocean Polymers to help fund their efforts to clean ocean waste."

So go ahead. Click and help the oceans. And so what if straight porn is not your thing? Well, play the video anyway and then enjoy some of my picks for you today (they may be gone soon, so enjoy them while they're up):

Happy self-love! And remember, you just helped the environment.

XOXO

P.S. Remember to always buy and use as little plastic as possible, always try to recycle it and ALWAYS clean after yourself when enjoying the outdoors. The Campsite Rule applies to the planet, too!