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Who knew that PornHub (our thoughtful wood provider) is much more environmentally friendly than the fucking Cheeto government. Yes, a porn provider has done more to protect the environment than the grifter in chief. And that's a sorry state of affairs for a country.

The Twittler administration, apart from being swamped by climate deniers has tried over, and over and over to deny the dire state of the planet in order to profit from natural resources that have been, until recently (well, until the Obama administration) protected. The latest victims? The National Parks. The Orange One's administration (as corrupt as its head) wants to open a giant sequoia monument for logging. That's right. Trees that have been there for hundreds of years may be cut to give more money to this corrupt administration. Any excuse to grift is valid.



In comes PornHub. Apart from the aforementioned 'Giving Wood' initiative, now PornHub has started a campaign against single-use plastics. Do you remember when the Twitler administration tried to sell $15 dollar plastic straws to own the libs?  Their grift knows no limits. But single use plastics is a threat and there's research backing it up.

So my invitation to you is to go watch some porn. You can help protect the oceans by watching some people getting it ON. Yep. This is what they have to say: 


So go ahead. Click and help the oceans. And so what if straight porn is not your thing? Well, play the video anyway and then enjoy some of my picks for you today (they may be gone soon, so enjoy them while they're up):









Happy self-love! And remember, you just helped the environment.

XOXO

P.S. Remember to always buy and use as little plastic as possible, always try to recycle it and ALWAYS clean after yourself when enjoying the outdoors. The Campsite Rule applies to the planet, too!

Comments

  1. I helped the planet, I watched the clip. I enjoyed it, I like watching straight porn, that couple was gorgeous. I think it's beautiful when a man and woman enjoy sex. Of course I thought the guy was really hot and my main forward on him. Can we say HUNG! I'm also impressed that he could preform in front of a bunch of people picking up garbage!
    It's not enough to stop using single use plastics, North America only produces 0.09% of the plastic garbage in the oceans, most comes from poor countries that don't have proper disposal systems, so they dump the garbage into rivers thinking it's getting cleaned away. We need to help them manage it and not by lecturing them but actual help. Unfortunately most people don't really want to look into it further, it makes great photo opportunities for politicians who pretend to care about the environment.

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  2. Save a tree! Choke a chicken!
    Sounds like a win-win!

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  3. Great cause!!!!!

    And I so need to meet the top in the first video!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. @Maddie, weren't you filmed having sex in a dumpster? (joking)

    I'm still hung up on the beefy black guy from yesterdays post.

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  5. I’ve done my part. Then went to their site for a dose of gay porn. Needed some hot Latin to start day. Now I can work stress free ­čśÄ
    XOXO ­čĹĘ‍❤️‍­čĺő‍­čĹĘ

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  6. ducati & cruz - muy caliente! I love watching porn for a good cause!

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  7. I can't think of a better way to legitimize porn.

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