Wrong. Steven, being the irrepressible scoundrel we all know and love, pounced in and commented on the wonder that is MormonBoyz. Yes. There's porn with gay 'mormons' in it. What could be better than that? I love me some religiously infused porn because I'm an ethical slut. And of course you know that because you've seen the boys of Bel Ami inspiring the Vatican right here, in this blog. So sue me.
Ok, so if you have never enjoyed it before, let me walk you through it: MormonBoyz (yes, boyz) is based on the premise that the mythology and rituals of the Mormon church always leads to very hot sex between men. Interested already? Add to that the typical Mormon undergarments, quasi-elegant office-like settings, suits and ties (fans self), abundant use of white and heavy power play between the Elders and the higher-ranks and voila! You have hot porn with with a (not too) tiny twist.
I, of course, find that twist to be fun because I despise organized religion, and anything and everything that pokes fun (or holes -pun intended-) to it, I enjoy. I especially enjoy the power games they play. You see, the novices usually are there to be, well, initiated. The handshake through the veil, the reports on their proselytizing, the going up in the ranks, it's all exploited to maximum effect in these porn videos. There's also the added bonus of the scenarios having a very Greek kind of dynamic: the bishops teach the younger versions of themselves everything they need to know about man to man sex. And teach they do! And if you know me, you are very well aware that I love me some men over thirty. And the bishops and the high-rank Mormons in this studio are very, very yummy. Nothing like a seasoned, older man to show you the ropes and manhandle you more than a little bit. AmIright?
So where was I? Oh, right. The dynamics. So this kind of porn skews a very fucked up cult (have you read the Book of Mormon? it is fascinating and absolutely bonkers). Cults (and religions in general) are always completely absurd but I think that the Mormons, being a 'young' religion and all that, take the cake (tee-hee!) in many aspects. The first time I read their book I laughed out loud while reading some passages. The inconsistencies! The blatant plagiarism! The laughable premises! It's as bad as reading Twilight (that by the way, was written by wait for it... a Mormon!) I guess bad writing is ingrained in their lifestyle.
So yeah. Nothing like having your online friends inspire a smutty post that bashes organized religion. You guys are too much fun!
P.S. I'll make a special post with a selection of my favs in my Pages just for you, Steven! *smooches*