Yogi

I have watched this video three times. I have done nothing but watch him, though. Yeah, I’m superficial. I promise that I'll get to the actual exercises soon. But right now I'm totally mesmerized by him and his flexibility. I know, I like to watch men doing pedestrian shit. Especially if the only thing they are wearing is some red shorts and they seem to have just the right amount of facial and body hair and a soothing voice.

I have done yoga on and off for a few years now. It's my 'it's too cold to take my walk' kind of exercise. My doctor told me that it's always better to do something that makes me sweat, like running, but I have always kept yoga as my go-to routine for rainy or cold days. I like it. It gives me the illusion that I'm flexible (I can do Downward Dog with a little prodding) and balanced (Tree pose, anyone?). But most of all, I think it helps me center myself. I usually find myself a little bit worked up after a day of relentless stupidity from the white house, complete fuckery from my boss and driving through slough with a moron on my ass on I-355.

I don't do a whole Yoga program, mind you. It's more like Yoga for Dummies. It's basically crawling through 12 poses and then on to a shower. It's simple and it has proved to be as effective as an edible after a day from hell. It kind of clears my mind and helps me concentrate again on things that are more manageable, like keeping my balance. Now, when this video popped up in my youtube suggestions (well, I'm always looking at handsome men doing stuff) I was intrigued. And not just because I wanted to see what he was packing in those red shorts.

When I read the title of the video I immediately thought about Big because it's in his blog that I read all this almost-medical stuff about my junk that I didn't know (like NyQuil fucks up the amount of cum you produce?). And this is the kind of content that I think he'd put out. But that man and his red shorts made me watch. And watch. And watch again. I do have to get over the fact that he's so attractive and try to add these poses to my Yoga routine. The exercises seem simple enough and easy enough for me to be able to add them to my routine. One never knows when the next man would come who would wreck one's pelvic floor. Better safe, no?

Wanna stretch with me?

XOXO

P.S. If you're interested, go to ManFlowYoga. There's plenty more there.