May I have a word...?

So I play WordsWithFriends. But you probably suspected that because I'm nerdy. I have had the app for awhile but I stopped playing some time ago, I don't even remember why . I've started playing again recently, because my friend's mom convinced me go get back on it. All it took was one round and BAM! I was hooked again. Have not looked back. 

If you're not familiar with this game, it's basically e-scrabble. You form words with individual letters and you try to score points by placing letters on premium squares. Does it sound familiar now? I thought so. It's fun, it's easy and it helps you pass time while you listen to music or just relax. I find it entertaining and challenging. I play with whomever wants to play with me there. It's a big nerdy family. Very PG.

Or so I thought. Because a few weeks back somebody tried to pick me up. In Words With Friends.  Because of course he would. He actually tried to e-hookup with me while playing e-scrabble. How's that for a 2020 surprise? It all started innocently enough: you get an invite to play and you accept to play with the person and you go into the game and start placing your letters. It's pretty straightforward. The thing is, the game also has a little 'chat' feature that you can use to talk to the person you're playing with. It advises you to keep it civil and clean. And this guy proceeded to chat me up about the game. I should have known something was going on when he commented on my profile pic. 

It all started innocently enough: when I scored a forty-point word, he congratulated me and we started chatting. It all went pretty porny pretty fast, though: by the eight word I was one hundred and fifty points in the game and winning and he was asking me about sexting and about how horny he was because of the social distancing going on. Really. I got a dick pic before I scored two hundred points. Talk about bonus squares. 

Can you believe what social distancing is doing to some people? I told him that it would have been more accurate to go Grindr to get some ass. He was having none of it. He insisted I had to send him naked pics and even told me about something called Chaturbate where I could log on and watch him jerk off. It was intense. Also, Chaturbate? Ingenious.

So I said no. Because I may be slutty but I'm not fucking desperate? Who the hell goes on a cam site to watch some guy he met on fucking Words With Friends? I have standards (LOL no). Well, to tell you the truth it was just so very... random? I'm playing on the site with people who really like scrabble and puzzles and words and then along comes some horny guy who wants to cam with me? How fucking random is that? So I said no and no, thank you, and no again. And he insisted! For real.

I guess he grew tired because suddenly, he was gone. Poof! And I was winning! It was a very surreal experience.

Talk about wordblocking.

XOXO


P.S. If you do play Word With Friends, come play with me!
 My username is Ragusonastick. Challenge me and enjoy special rewards with this link: https://words2.app.link/R70uPrXxS5