ASMR
TINGLE MONSTERS from Alexandra Serio on Vimeo.
Ok, so I had no fucking idea what ASMR was so I ran to Google to get an education, of course:
ASMR
An acronym for “Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response.”
The sole purpose of ASMR is to relax people. The ASMR community is constantly growing on Youtube. Ideally, ASMR videos are meant to give the viewer a relaxing tingle at the back of their head and/or spine. ASMR videos usually involve one or more of the following things:
• Gentle whispering
• Relaxing hand movements
• Smacking of the lips
• Nail tapping/scratching on hard surfaces such as tables
• Brushing sounds
• Etc.
So of course I went down the rabbit hole and looked for men doing ASMR and of course I found some! I tried it first just looking at the men and then with my trusty earphones. Looking at attractive men is always a plus and I think I kind of liked it with earphones but the whole whispering thing gets old to me after a minute. Also, I discovered that the smacking of the lips (or eating!!) thing is definitely not my thing. Nope. I can deal with an attractive man whispering things in my ear (sure thing to get me going, along with other little things) but that does not relax me! I get turned on, not sleepy! The tingle I get is to mingle. Maybe it's just me?
And that short film is very scary.
XOXO
So are you relaxed yet?
No. I usually walk away from people who talk to me like that.
ReplyDeleteHahaha
DeleteOMG when people do this stage-whisper thing in movie theaters I wanna scream.
XOXO
Seriously? Someone slurping and smacking is supposed to be relaxing? That’s just rude and bad manners. And it’s annoying as hell.
ReplyDeleteNow the whispering I might be able to get into. Have one of those handsome gentlemen (or you) tell me a story without all the annoying sound effects. And the nerdy dating guy could get it all day long.
XOXO 👨❤️💋👨
Yep. I agree.
DeleteThe sound effects gotta go.
XOXO
These video are not relaxing: If their goal was to relax, they didn't achieve their goal.
ReplyDeletethis video is relaxing but boring; but this video is relaxing and satisfying
I agree. Not relaxing at all.
DeleteAnd those videos are too hectic for me. The music is too loud and fast. I prefer nature sounds or classical music....
XOXO
Oh yeah, 1812 overture, what a snoozer. Always puts me to sleep.
DeleteHard pass. Anyone eating in my ear is gonna get a smack.
ReplyDeleteI know, right?
DeleteWasn't that called manners??
XOXO
Wellll.....ole kinky Jimmy here. The one about the ears reminded me of some SM play. I could see that blindfolded and restrained, being a real turn on.
ReplyDeleteOh, but Jimmy, dear.
DeleteBeing blindfolded and restrained is already more than half the fun...
XOXO
No. Just no.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
DeleteI know right?
People and their kinks...
XOXO