The Wonderland Burlesque Scenarios (II)

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6/ Okay, a question that isn't sexual this time. Your good female friend introduces you to her gay cousin. He is rather wealthy, has a great job, is pretty hot, and is basically (personality wise) the description of your dream partner. He asks you out on a date. How do you respond?

Duh. I'd go. He sounds like a dream.

7/ You are out of town and decide to stay at a friend's place instead of a hotel. He only has one bed, but it is very large, so you decide to both sleep in it. In the middle of the night, you wake up to feel his arms around you, holding you tight. What do you do?

Actually, this happened to me once. I had to stay overnight in a city that was not my own and I dropped by a friend's. He was there with his boyfriend, so I was supposed to sleep in the spare bedroom. Lo and behold, his roomie came back from a trip early and there I was, with a man I've never seen. In bed. In the middle of the night, I felt him moving. He apparently could not stop himself and was jerking off. I know the movement a man makes when he's jerking off. He WAS jerking off. I decided to go back to sleep but moved to the edge of the bed. In the  morning, he made me pancakes. We never mentioned what happened.

8/ Coincidentally, on the same day, one of your male friends and one of your female friends admit they have feelings for you. What do you do?

I'd go for the man. I'm a Kinsey 6, so that is kind of self-explanatory. I also think being friends with the man I'm sleeping with brings a layer to the relationship that may be helpful if you fall in hard times. Also, it's awesome to be able to talk to him after you have fucked. If you have nothing to talk about after you've come, there'll be trouble in paradise sooner or later.

9/ You are dealing with a tough breakup. One of your guy friends comforts you all day, listening to you and putting his arm around you when you are sad. You really notice feelings for him. What do you do?

Oh, this one is tricky because usually after you've cried or when you're very emotional it's very easy to let your guard down and take whatever affection they're sending your way as a signal to get it on. Been there. Done them. I'd be tempted but would prefer not do it. Rebound sex is sometimes very hot because your emotions are raw but it can be bittersweet. I should know.

10/ You wake up in the morning, in bed with a strange guy, you have no idea what happened last night. What do you do?

Oh shit. This has never happened to me. I have never been in that "Where am I, Who are you?" kind of situation. It would be totally weird to wake up in an unfamiliar place next to a man we don't recognize, no? I've woken up in a man's bed and at first not recognize where I am, but by the second night, it feels more familiar. I'd totally freak out if I know I blacked out and let a stranger fuck me. Really.

And that's the end of this Wonderland Burlesque Scenarios. Gosh. I sound like a prude. And I was thinking I was an Ethical Slut.

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