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The Wonderland Burlesque Scenarios



Ok, so our friend at The Wonderland Burlesque posed several scenarios related to a quiz that's going to tell you your sexual proclivities (ohhh) and I've decided to explore them here because of course I am. Duh.

Here's the (ovbious) results of the quiz:

Certificate: Test results

Gay Scenario Quiz

1001For 50% you are: You're gay, you love men and masculinity, be loud, be proud
45% of 99427 quiz participants had this profile! Profile A

You could also get this result:
For 40% you are: You're Bisexual/Bicurious, what can I say, you like variety Profile B

Or even this one:
For 10% you are: You're straight, you may have a few gay encounters, but all in all you go for ladies. Profile C

 
Take this quiz: Gay Scenario Quiz




And here's some of the scenarios that are obviously fantasy because Love in the times of COVID is a no-no:



1/ You are in the gym shower and another naked guy comes up behind you, hugging you, with his rock hard cock pressed up against your ass. What do you do?

Well, if a man has his rock hard cock against my ass I usually short circuit. That's the way things go. But as Upton pointed out, I'd look to see WHO is behind the dick. A dick in itself is the cherry on top. I have to like the man that dick is attached to or it's a no go. So I'd sneak a glance. Then I'd decide if I'm going to back that thing up like there's no tomorrow. But really, feeling a hard dick against my back... yes, please.



2/ You come home and your new hot roommate is in the shower. He yells to you that you can join him. You think he is joking, but you are not sure. What do you do?

Pass. I'd rather not mix things up. Having a roomie requires specific boundaries and boning him is specifically verboten in my book. No matter how cool yo both are at the moment, it can lead to uncomfortable situations in the future. And drama. Lots of drama. It's a no for me. The hot roommate is a hot porn scenario, but as all things porn, not really all that hot in real life.




3/ You've been really horny lately and haven't had sex in months. You have a gay friend who would have sex with you in a moment's notice. He would be top or bottom (your choice) and wouldn't tell anyone if you didn't want him to. What do you do?

God I'm such a prude. I don't think I'd do it? You see, my friends are that, friends. There's usually not an erotic current between us. I joke with my friends but I've literally slept in the same bed with them and I've never been tempted to have sex with them. And some of them are what people consider 'hot', I don't think the transition from friend to friend with benefits is an easy one. Sex could get the relationship to another level, of course, but I think that it would most probably fuck it up. Friends with benefits starts with sexual attraction, something that does not really is at play in a friendship, no matter how attractive the friend is. So I'd do nothing.
Now, if it's an acquaintance....



4/ It's your birthday. You come home and see a dildo and lube on your desk. It has a tag that reads "Happy Birthday, Use These However You Wish" No one is home but you. What do you do?

Oh, dear. Now, this one is tempting. I think a lot of work and no play gets a boy upset, so why not? One of the great things about playing alone is that nobody knows your body like yourself. No matter how good somebody would sex you up, you are the one who knows that specifi stroke that sends you over, the position that better gets to that spot, the speed that's needed, the exact moment of the point of no return. So yeah. Go shorty, we gonna party like it's my bday.




5/ As a prank, your friends send a gay stripper/prostitute to your apartment. He is rather attractive. Knowing that no one will know what goes down between the two of you, what do you do?

Oh, honey. Ever since my friend told me about his experience with Rafael Alencar I've been curious about sex workers, so I'm game. Especially in a situation like this. I have never thought about the idea of paying for sex, but I don't find it denigrating or desperate. Straight men have been doing it for centuries, so fuck that. Besides, it's not like I'm going to have that poor guy waste his time, right?

And that's all the TMI we have for today. Because oversharing is caring, but I know that even you, Constant Reader have your limits...

XOXO

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  1. love your imagination

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    1. Haha
      Thanks, Xersex! It's very vivid, that's for sure.

      XOXO

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  2. Oh, how fun. Thanks for the shout out and thanks for doing this. It's fun, I think... doing these quizzes. You learn about yourself. And, yes... TMI - I over-share way too much. But just on my blog, not in real life. LOL. You know, the anonymity of the internet? I guess that explains it, although, if someone asks. And I can't get over how similarly we think. Very cool.

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    1. But of course!
      It was super fun doing the quiz. And hey, if we don't overshare online, where the hell are we gonna overshare? And you know what they say about birds of a feather...

      XOXO

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  3. Great answers but this one ...
    "Well, if a man has his rock hard cock against my ass I usually short circuit."
    .... slayed me.

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    1. Hahahaha
      It's the truth! It's my Kryptonite.

      XOXO

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  4. Interesting results, babe. You’re more bi than I am gay. I got 50/30/20 (bi/gay/straight). They are interesting scenarios and in a fantasy world I’d hop on it in a minute. But like you said gotta keep the friend/roommate zone separate. Gotta have SOME morals.

    XOXO 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

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    1. LOL
      What? That's crazy! And yep, we have to keep a semblance of morals, after all.

      XOXO

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  5. I told Upton....when i took the quiz I blew up the gay percent off the chart. And you and the first shower gif.......its getting to me. I just hope we never meet in a shower!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. And your right about the roommate thing. I had two roommate setups. With one we had a two night stand. That guy was very nice but got extremely possessive to the point he harassed other friends of mine and I had to move out. The other one was fun!!!! We were room mates and friends and eventually sex did happen and was hot. Some of the hottest sex I had to date. But we were both of the same page.

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    2. Ha!
      Yes, showers have that effect in me. And you and a shower should be quite the combo. What I said about roomies is a golden rule. You never know what could happen, so better not mix business and pleasure. It needs to be a very specific -and mature- kind of person to carry out that stunt without anybody getting hurt.

      XOXO

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  6. Well, at one point - between wives - I had 2 roommates. One I did hook up with a few times. There was no drama afterward. For both of us it was just a means of getting the rocks off. But, I am 100% Bi. So, there's that.... Now, I'm afraid I've experienced the boner in a gym shower, and, well...I guess I must have liked what was attached.
    Have a really awesome weekend! XoXo

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    1. That's what I told Maddie: it has to be done with somebody who's in the same page we are and somebody who's mature enough to know when to get in and out.
      So did you get 50/50 in the quiz??

      XOXO

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    2. I always do get 50/50 on these things. I am so straddled on the fence, it's a wonder I haven't smashed my balls. 😉

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  7. You know, I added my totals together and got 100... is that good or bad?

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    1. Hahaha
      That's perfectly fine. It may mean you're the perfect gay guy?

      XOXO

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  8. I'm late to the dance.....still having problems getting into your site. x x

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    1. Oh no!
      What happens when you try to comment? I usually have to scroll up for a mile because the button is at the top of a blank page. Blogger is quirky.

      XOXO

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  9. Interestin' quiz. 😉 I visit The Wonderland Burlesque regularly, and try to comment there as well, think our content is kinda similar. 🙂 Btw, that first GIF is niiice! 🔥

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    1. Oh, yes.
      You guys post a ton of beefcake. Yum.
      And that first GIF is inspo.

      XOXO

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