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Oh, Chris



So over the weekend, Chris Evans, Captain America himself, may have leaked one of his nudes while doing an IG live and twitter lost its collective mind. The thirst is real. But we have to recognize that t's not every day that an A List actor leaks himself a picture of what appears to be his fantastic penis. Movie stars. They're just like us.

Yes, I did see the pic. No, I'm not posting it here. I'll let you do your own sleuthing. I'm sure you'll find it if you do your google search right. I have to say I enjoyed the idea of Captain America showing the world how well endowed he is, but I enjoyed even more the hive losing its collective shit because Mr. Evan's dong was made public. I also enjoyed that some other people could not care less and were actually taking it lightly.

His friends:



Gay twitter:




Stans:



Funny people:



It was all good fun. What happened afterwards was kind of amazing. People started posting pictures of Chris as Captain America doing hospitals visits and then pics of him with this doggie. Even pics of him as sweaters (didn't you see Knives Out?). It was a nice gesture. It shows the difference between what women and gay men do and what straight men do when the fandom reacts to a nude pic leak. When a girl's nudes are leaked there's a Fappening. When Chris Evans' nudes got accidentally leaked there's puppies and kids in hospitals. Incels will ruin anything.

Also, the internet is full of photoshopped pics of Mr. Evans naked:









Oh, Now that I have your attention...



XOXO

P.S. He's Captain America all right...!




Comments

  1. I looked at it, too. Sometimes people do thing accidentally on purpose, if you know what I mean, and sometimes they don't. No one will ever know if it's Chris or not. I understand a number of his Twitter fans do send him dick pics. For all we know, he saved it and sent it to his brother.

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    1. I was thinking the same!
      I was like, WHAT is going on?
      I have no idea if the leak was intentional or not, but it was fun.
      Also, he wrote a tweet after the fact urging everybody to vote.
      Sweet!

      XOXO

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  2. Chris Evans is one of the most down to earth celebrities. He’s human. Why wouldn’t he have private pictures. Unfortunately I haven’t been unable to find it with all of the other noise that pops up when you search.

    And you, babe, are a dick for not sharing 😉.

    XOXO 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

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    1. He's adorable!
      And I can imagine he's just like us: with all kinds of shit in his phone.
      And of course you're hunting dick pics from a handsome man online, bae.
      But I gave you all these deepfakes... LOL

      XOXO

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  3. I had never heard the name... Oh well, another dick. :)

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  4. my stars, what a way to wake up on monday! boooooiiiiing!

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  5. At first I didn't believe it but looks like it's true. I adore the guy so yes I looked. Not bad, seen better. It's funny to think even Chris takes dick pics. Helen Wait has all my pics, so if you want to see my pics... go to Helen Wait!!!

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    1. I think there was indeed a dick pic there.
      And I think it was a very nice dick. I want to see the the dicks you've seen!
      And I'm looking up Helen Wait as I type! LOL

      XOXO

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  6. His ass is indeed America's ass. I wouldn't mind his dick being America's dick either.
    Either way, we owe Chris Evans big for giving us some good news, at last.
    I'd be more than happy to be the first to thank him properly.

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    1. Oh, that ASS!
      Yes, please. The dick is not bad, either, if it's his....

      And I think you'll have to join the line to thank him, though...

      XOXO

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  7. LOL! I'd heard about it - haven't seen it. But, of course, my reaction is: Shrug.

    The dude has a cock. The dude has a set of balls. Just like every other man on the planet. Is he supposed to be embarrassed by that? No. Let the dick pics fly. xoxo

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    1. LOL
      Oh, Big. But of course the twitterverse was gonna lose its shit.
      And I think he has nothing to be embarrassed about if that's his dick. Nothing.
      BTW, who hasn't got dick pics on his phone? Can I see hands?

      XOXO

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    2. **raises hand** Six, I move mine! LOL

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  8. Hmm. Can't find pic. Grr. And I am usually good at research. That said... for a post of mine I needed to find a pretty, bland white actor to cast for a role in a tv movie, so I googled just that... Pretty, bland, white actor... and guess who came up right away. Uh-huh. So I picked him. He does nothing for me... but for those of you whom do feel the thrill... have fun. Sigh. I do love me a good celebrity boner. I just saw Brett Farve's dick pic and I was like... really? You don't bother to get hard 100% before sending it to the object of your erection? Lazy. Lazy, lazy man!

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    1. Hahahahaha
      Of course you're looking for it. You should join forces with Bae.
      And it was not even a full-picture. And he is kind of an 'everyman'. That's why he connects with audiences. Very All-American.
      I think he's adorable. And that BODY!
      Also, I goggled Brett Farve's dick pic and was totally disappointed. Not even an effort? Gah!

      XOXO

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  9. Hell what guy doesn't have a dick pic on his phone or ever taken one? I have a library at the ready for daddy Warbucks, the Lad and special friends!!!! I love it and Chris can do no wrong anyhow. I adore him. Of course being the insatiable greedy whore Im am, I'd want to be in a Scott and Chris sandwich now.

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    1. I know, right?
      I even have videos I've gotten!
      I agree. He can do no wrong. And I want to be in a Mark and Chris mandwich. The Incredible Hulk and Captain America? Yes.
      Yum!

      XOXO

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  10. I love the Lillard Tweet and I love some Chris Evans peen!

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    1. LOL
      I thought it was appropriate!
      Also, yes, to the peen.
      And Chris then went and tweeted people to go vote! What's not to love?

      XOXO

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  11. I thought the funniest reaction was from his brother Scott. The next day he tweeted "I wasn't on social media yesterday. So. What did I miss?" I think Scott had his own dick pic incident a few years ago, not that I care about such things.

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    1. OMG
      That's HILARIOUS!
      And I think Scott is dreamy, too. I think I remember some kind of dick slip by Scott. They ARE brothers! LOL

      Oh, Debra. You're a treasure.

      XOXO

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  12. The third one looks like Bruce Willis

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    1. Ohhhh Bruce Willis!
      Remember he was in naked in that Color of Night movie?

      XOXO

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  13. Lol, Mark Ruff's twitter response. Shit happens. From what I understand he really didn't freak or get his PR crew to clean it up. I still think he's a class act.

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    1. It was hilarious.
      Everybody actually behaved. The fans were also very cool.
      And he managed the whole situation with grace.
      Captain America indeed.

      XOXO

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