Homo for the holidays
Ok, so to get back in the spirit of the season, I decided to try and see how much fun we can have with all things holidays. This post is, of course, an excuse to look at pictures of naked men, but also an exercise on that old 'judging a book by its cover'.
You see, I'll give you pictures of Porn Stars and you'll tell me who wrote the holiday anecdote at the end. Deal? Let's go:
And here's the quote:
It was December and I went to Washington D.C. because I had just broken up with my ex and a client hired me for sex work. Since I was there, I decided to plead my case to my ex and convince him that we made a mistake breaking up. I met him and he basically told me to fuck off. Right then and there, I decided that 2020 would be the year of dating myself — I would be single and fuck everyone I wanted to and focus on me. The next day, I got to my client’s house and he told me someone would be joining us. Julian Torres walked in and he and I have been inseparable ever since.
So who do you think this is? And more importantly, do you have a Home for the Holidays hookup story?
XOXO
P.S. this post was inspired by an article in OUT. You see, gay publications still rule! LOL
Babe! I gave you that information in confidence! You can’t trust anybody anymore! Sheesh! 😜
ReplyDeleteXOXO 👨❤️💋👨
Oh no!
DeleteI thought everybody knew you were a sexy beast with a super popular OnlyFans account!
My bad.
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I am hoping Max Konner is still single. Otherwise, 2020 sucks more than usual.
ReplyDeleteOther than Max, I find John Thomas, Jack Vidra, and Alex Titus appealing.
My first choice is Max Konner... but it is almost a tie with Alex Titus. That beard, sigh. Yank, yank...
Wait. What are we supposed to be doing?
You have great taste, hon.
Isn't Mark Konner dreamy? And I think he may be single, Upton...
DeleteAnd it Ding Dong! It WAS Alex who said that! Yay!
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Since I have no idea, I'll say Thyle Knox simply because of the glasses.
ReplyDeleteNo, it was not Thyle, but yeah, those glasses...
DeleteYum.
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I haven't a clue, but the vanilla name John Thomas jumped out at me.
ReplyDeleteAnd that ain't ALL that jumped out at me.
Hahaha I know right?
DeleteAnd Mr. Thomas is VERY talented. You should check out his ouvre at TimTales...
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I only know, or heard of two of these guys. So, I'll say Max. (I wish he were taller)
ReplyDeleteWell, you know my penchant for obscure gay Porn Stars...
DeleteAnd hot tall is Max? Now I'm going to have to look for that....
That thing is, most times I get to watch him in action, he's laying down...
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About your quote, I wish something similar happened to me, but I'm not so much confident
ReplyDeleteOohhh. Isn't that amazing?
DeleteI think he was all dejected and all and he went to a job and found the man of his dreams!
What are the odds?
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my odds are zero.
DeleteWell, Xersex. We are in the middle of a pandemic. Love will never be the same for quite some time. And who knows? One can never say never...
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I 'll take a lick at it and say one of the first three? Ahhhhhhh. Sky Knox. I did always try to be a good boy at Christmas...you know warm cable knit sweater... scarf, red briefs, tight pants. I did go home one year, years ago to meet friends out for Christmas Eve drinks. I was never a big bar person right around Christmas. But lord, I went, got drunk and met a guy while there with everyone. The place was actually packed. I ended up at his place, had sweaty hot sex, fucked several times, and I even broke his nightstand lamp from getting rough. We both fell asleep, and I was almost late getting to Christmas. Luckily I sneaked in before anyone was up. Never did see the guy again.
ReplyDeleteBut Maddie, really. How many licks does it take?
DeleteAnd it IS one of the first three. The quote is from Alex Tikas when he met Julian Torres. And you breaking nightstand lamps? I totally believe that. Nothing like Xmas sex to bring the holidays home, huh?
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Well, not knowing any of them, really, I mean outside of seeing the naked photos, I couldn't hazard a guess.
ReplyDeleteA Holiday Story, huh? One year, many eons ago, I went home on leave and ventured downtown Cleveland to the gay spa...yes, looking for a hookup. As I was going in, a childhood friend was coming out. Well, imagine our surprise. We exchanged pleasantries, he went on his way and I went in. Had me a good time, but have wondered ever since if I should've asked him to go have a "drink." 😉 XOXO
Oh, I see. A quick spa treatment, huh? All of Cleveland gay nightlife is gone now. I think the only thing left is The Interbelt in Akron.
DeleteWhat are the odds of finding a childhood friend there, though?
And I'm sure you'd have found something to talk about. Over drinks...
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I have no clue who said that. But Thyle Knox with the glasses is a guy I would absolutely be attracted to. I have been intending to, but never got around to it, get a subscription to Out. Oh and Sky Knox is a close second. Definitely Thyle first though.
ReplyDeleteHahaha
DeleteIt could have been any of them, right?
And Thyle is hot. I did a deep dive into his twitter. Oh. boy. Skyy Knox can lit up the screen too.
And I have an Out Mag subscription. It started with a xmas subscription gift years ago and I've kept it going because I actually like reading magazines. You should get one! It's such a quaint experience nowadays...
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