Traditions

Everybody has their own New Year's Eve traditions. They're supposed to bring good luck, prosperity and all kinds of good things to the person who performs these rituals. Too bad nobody thought about a corrupt president and a pandemic when they did theirs in 2019, right?

So I’m thinking about doing something special this year for New Year’s Eve. I don't usually do the things people consider will bring them good luck or that help you be more prosperous in the new. But maybe I should try something? Taking into account how terrible 2020 was, maybe a little thinking ahead may help? We've made it so far not too bruised by this shitty year, but we're not in the clear yet.

I have been thinking about black eyed peas or maybe spinach and bacon? Anything that has to do with food may come handy because it could be part of the night's fun. Grapes, maybe, like in Spain? Or maybe... some new underwear? You know where I'm going with all these men, right?

 

I think the most probable thing is going to be underwear. I already have all the motivation anybody may need right here. And I can't cook for shit. Hey, I can make a quick run to Target and get some cute square cuts, maybe? Or a jock? Now I'm going to have to think about a color. Darn. If everything fails, I'll go with white Jockeys. White goes with everything, right? And apparently it's good luck. And I may need it.

So, what do you suggest I should do besides new briefs? Or would that be overkill? What's your go-to New Year's Eve custom? Do you run around the block with a suitcase? Do you count pennies? Do you do the nasty? Go ahead, I'm all ears.

Hopefully, 2021 will be much better than 2020. I think we're going to be ok at the end...

XOXO