Go back in time

Show more

The Balldo



Oh, here:

"For some, the balls are either completely essential to their sexual encounters or entirely off-limits. For most others, though, the balls are superfluous. They’re there, can handle a gentle graze or two, but are mostly just witness to some generous taint slapping. But the Balldo, a device that essentially turns your balls into a phallus and begins its crowdfunding campaign in February, asks whether the balls could be the stars of the show. "



There you go. Now, have you thought of your balls as highly erogenous and even conductive to an orgasm, have you? I didn't think so. Bet they are just... there. As they have always been. Not the main players most of the time, are they? For many men they're an afterthought. They barely touch them. Let alone use them for penetrative sex. Well, here we have Maddie, Caliboi and Upton here, so... there is always the possibility that one of those two would have ball stories to tell.  I would not be surprised if somebody would go 'Oh, I've been there'. But the Balldo is quite the... artifact? And it was invented by a straight couple. Who knew the straights could be so much fun? Hey, Mr. Shife could become an entrepreneur... Kidding! 

But the notion of using your balls (and/or your partner's) as an active part of sex is quite intriguing. I've been known to own a sex toy or three, mind you. But this is the balls, so neglected sometimes (yes, I know that Big often recommends checking them out to make sure they're ok). But this is actually USING them as part of sex play.  They would become an add-on to pleasure. Both your balls and your dick could be used for penetrative sex. How intriguing is that? Think about the possibilities. Also, what about the ... cockrings? (ballrings?) I'm absolutely riveted by this. I had no idea how this would work. Apparently there's manscaping involved and also lube. I need more illustrations. I need a tutorial. I need pictures. I have questions, people!! 

And I know you sexy beasts out there are already thinking about a Ballgasm and how to contribute to the Crowdfunding... I think these people need to get Pierce Paris as a spokesperson STAT!

XOXO

Comments

  1. Where on earth do you find these things? This certainly seems unique. I’m guessing that you need a certain amount of sway in your sack to make this viable. It’ll be interesting to see how this takes off.

    And I’m sure Maddie and Caliboi would be excellent subjects for a field test.

    XOXO 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Maddie has way more balls then I. And I mean as in size and hang!
      There fun to play with.

      Delete
    2. Hahahaha
      The internet, where else? And I had no idea what I was watching when I clicked on that video. Really.
      I hope they get the money. And Maddie and CaliBoi would kill with this!!

      XOXO

      Delete
  2. Well..... Men have long ignored their balls. And not just in relation to doing the monthly check for Testicular Cancer. Many years ago, when Men's Health Magazine was only an 8 page pamphlet snail-mailed to your home and the website was basic - I mean, ***basic*** - they did a survey in conjunction with Cosmopolitan Magazine. Apparently, women needed to know what part of their anatomy men thought needed more attention. By a very large margin: Balls. Yes, men replied they wanted their women to spend more time playing with the balls. So, next time y'all hook up with that straight dude for a little bit of a romp...play with his balls. He just may be back for more. 😊😎
    All that said, I'm not sure I would want mine crammed into that contraption for any reason. Plus, like Huntley said, I think you'd need a lot of sac sway to make it work.😁 XOXO

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I know right? I thought about you always recommending us to do a checkup.
      And a little bit of ball play can go a long way.
      You and Huntley are right, a lot of sac would be needed to make this work...

      XOXO

      Delete
  3. a man that wears a cock ring is sexy.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yes!
      It also helps keep that dick hard. Would never complain...

      XOXO

      Delete
  4. I will be saying Ball Sex with an English accent ALL day. It's a good thing I don't go into work today!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hahahaha
      Isn't it true that most anything said with a posh English accent sounds awesome?

      XOXO

      Delete
  5. Sorry, I'm not into equipment.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. But Dave, we all know you've got all that's needed, right?

      XOXO

      Delete
  6. Being a bottom,...you all may practice on me! :) Including Mr Shife. I don't discriminate.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. LMAOOOOO
      Oh, Jimmy.
      And I think you're gonna make Mr. Shife blush....

      XOXO

      Delete
  7. Hmmm. I don't like props, but this is like a cock ring, so I get it. That said... I had an accident with a cock ring and now my balls... well, I have to be a little more respectful down there. No yanking and slapping, I'm afraid. Yes, seems I took mine for granted and was a little overzealous. Sigh. Well, I have paid the price... THAT SAID... I dunno if this would be for me anyway. Seems a man's body has enough equipment already... enough to keep me busy and happy, anyway. Kizzes.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I know, right?
      I think the ring helps keep things in place?
      And I cannot imagine having an accident with ANY of the equipment. Ouch.

      XOXO

      Delete
  8. I am still not sure I get what this does by the link and the video. Looks like a bother to get all my junk in this thing. But you are right...I do like ball play. Another reason I miss the Lad and a trick of mine. They like balls. I love that the lad likes to suck them and take them in his mouth and I have let him do light ball binding on me. I also like when he just rolls them around. He calls them his stress balls, lol!!!!! Being hot blooded, I'm very warm, so mine tend to hang anyhow, especially in warmer months, but I never tried to stick them up in. My ex used to call them door stops.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hahaha
      I had to play the videos twice. I watched the animations. Apparently we'd have to shave and then push the boys in the contraption. then use the rings to secure them? It's still not clear to me. Ball play can be really hot. And did you see what Pierce Paris did with his? Damn!

      XOXO

      Delete
  9. I think I am going to spend the weekend saying "It gave me my very first ball orgasm" in a British accent. I think he actually says "give." Thanks for sharing this, Sixpence.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hahahaha
      Another one with a British accent! LOL
      It does sound hot, though. And you're welcome, Mr. Shife!!

      XOXO

      Delete
  10. How DO you find these things? Never heard of it. I do like to have my balls sucked and licked, but then cut it off from there. I don't know I would use this. A bit confused to it's use and how to get the cock and balls in there? Would you use it?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hahahaha as I told Huntley, The Internet of Things. It's crazy out there.
      And sucking and licking is as far as most people go. I think you shave the boys and lube them and push them in the contraption, with the rings keeping them in place. You'll have two dicks to play with at the end. One that never goes soft.
      And I'm totally curious about it. It would take anxiety out of the equation because I'd be like a boy scout and be always prepared?

      XOXO

      Delete
  11. I don't like sex toys but i have to say i really like feeling my balls being licked.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. So maybe you'd like this, Xersex.
      You could have your balls licked to get them all lubed up and they you'd be ready to use the Balldo...

      XOXO

      Delete

Post a Comment

Go ahead, give it to me.

Translate

Followers

Popular Posts

En otra lengua

  • Le falta calle - [image: Gustavo Petro lanza pullas en su discurso de balcón este lunes 1 de mayo] [image: Ministro del gabinete del presidente Petro se atrevió a...
    1 day ago
  • WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS - Ariana Grande me pilló a mi ya un poco... eso, grande (¿risas? ). Seguramente hace unos años se me hubiera hecho el trasero pesi-cola con ella y la notic...
    4 days ago
  • Errores garrafales - *Cuatricromía / Policromía *es, con sobrada diferencia, uno de los álbumes mejor logrados de Fangoria. No hay una sola canción que no se deje escuchar f...
    3 weeks ago
  • Llorad, llorad, valientes. Un texto de Irene Vallejo. - *El duelo hay que edificarlo sin prisa, con ritmos arquitectónicos*. Más y más, mes a mes. No es una enfermedad de la que curarse lo antes posible, sino ...
    4 weeks ago
  • - En los días que se han convertido en años, en tiempo que transcurre y sin entenderme a mi mismo en mis angustias, en mis silencios, en mis ruidos que no c...
    4 years ago

Restricted to Adults

Restricted to Adults
Under 18? Beat it. Now.