The Balldo
Oh, here:
"For some, the balls are either completely essential to their sexual encounters or entirely off-limits. For most others, though, the balls are superfluous. They’re there, can handle a gentle graze or two, but are mostly just witness to some generous taint slapping. But the Balldo, a device that essentially turns your balls into a phallus and begins its crowdfunding campaign in February, asks whether the balls could be the stars of the show. "
There you go. Now, have you thought of your balls as highly erogenous and even conductive to an orgasm, have you? I didn't think so. Bet they are just... there. As they have always been. Not the main players most of the time, are they? For many men they're an afterthought. They barely touch them. Let alone use them for penetrative sex. Well, here we have Maddie, Caliboi and Upton here, so... there is always the possibility that one of those two would have ball stories to tell. I would not be surprised if somebody would go 'Oh, I've been there'. But the Balldo is quite the... artifact? And it was invented by a straight couple. Who knew the straights could be so much fun? Hey, Mr. Shife could become an entrepreneur... Kidding!
But the notion of using your balls (and/or your partner's) as an active part of sex is quite intriguing. I've been known to own a sex toy or three, mind you. But this is the balls, so neglected sometimes (yes, I know that Big often recommends checking them out to make sure they're ok). But this is actually USING them as part of sex play. They would become an add-on to pleasure. Both your balls and your dick could be used for penetrative sex. How intriguing is that? Think about the possibilities. Also, what about the ... cockrings? (ballrings?) I'm absolutely riveted by this. I had no idea how this would work. Apparently there's manscaping involved and also lube. I need more illustrations. I need a tutorial. I need pictures. I have questions, people!!
And I know you sexy beasts out there are already thinking about a Ballgasm and how to contribute to the Crowdfunding... I think these people need to get Pierce Paris as a spokesperson STAT!
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Where on earth do you find these things? This certainly seems unique. I’m guessing that you need a certain amount of sway in your sack to make this viable. It’ll be interesting to see how this takes off.
ReplyDeleteAnd I’m sure Maddie and Caliboi would be excellent subjects for a field test.
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Maddie has way more balls then I. And I mean as in size and hang!
DeleteThere fun to play with.
Hahahaha
DeleteThe internet, where else? And I had no idea what I was watching when I clicked on that video. Really.
I hope they get the money. And Maddie and CaliBoi would kill with this!!
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Well..... Men have long ignored their balls. And not just in relation to doing the monthly check for Testicular Cancer. Many years ago, when Men's Health Magazine was only an 8 page pamphlet snail-mailed to your home and the website was basic - I mean, ***basic*** - they did a survey in conjunction with Cosmopolitan Magazine. Apparently, women needed to know what part of their anatomy men thought needed more attention. By a very large margin: Balls. Yes, men replied they wanted their women to spend more time playing with the balls. So, next time y'all hook up with that straight dude for a little bit of a romp...play with his balls. He just may be back for more. 😊😎
ReplyDeleteAll that said, I'm not sure I would want mine crammed into that contraption for any reason. Plus, like Huntley said, I think you'd need a lot of sac sway to make it work.😁 XOXO
I know right? I thought about you always recommending us to do a checkup.
DeleteAnd a little bit of ball play can go a long way.
You and Huntley are right, a lot of sac would be needed to make this work...
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a man that wears a cock ring is sexy.
ReplyDeleteYes!
DeleteIt also helps keep that dick hard. Would never complain...
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I will be saying Ball Sex with an English accent ALL day. It's a good thing I don't go into work today!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
DeleteIsn't it true that most anything said with a posh English accent sounds awesome?
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Sorry, I'm not into equipment.
ReplyDeleteBut Dave, we all know you've got all that's needed, right?
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Being a bottom,...you all may practice on me! :) Including Mr Shife. I don't discriminate.
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOOO
DeleteOh, Jimmy.
And I think you're gonna make Mr. Shife blush....
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Hmmm. I don't like props, but this is like a cock ring, so I get it. That said... I had an accident with a cock ring and now my balls... well, I have to be a little more respectful down there. No yanking and slapping, I'm afraid. Yes, seems I took mine for granted and was a little overzealous. Sigh. Well, I have paid the price... THAT SAID... I dunno if this would be for me anyway. Seems a man's body has enough equipment already... enough to keep me busy and happy, anyway. Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteI know, right?
DeleteI think the ring helps keep things in place?
And I cannot imagine having an accident with ANY of the equipment. Ouch.
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I am still not sure I get what this does by the link and the video. Looks like a bother to get all my junk in this thing. But you are right...I do like ball play. Another reason I miss the Lad and a trick of mine. They like balls. I love that the lad likes to suck them and take them in his mouth and I have let him do light ball binding on me. I also like when he just rolls them around. He calls them his stress balls, lol!!!!! Being hot blooded, I'm very warm, so mine tend to hang anyhow, especially in warmer months, but I never tried to stick them up in. My ex used to call them door stops.
ReplyDeleteHahaha
DeleteI had to play the videos twice. I watched the animations. Apparently we'd have to shave and then push the boys in the contraption. then use the rings to secure them? It's still not clear to me. Ball play can be really hot. And did you see what Pierce Paris did with his? Damn!
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I think I am going to spend the weekend saying "It gave me my very first ball orgasm" in a British accent. I think he actually says "give." Thanks for sharing this, Sixpence.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
DeleteAnother one with a British accent! LOL
It does sound hot, though. And you're welcome, Mr. Shife!!
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How DO you find these things? Never heard of it. I do like to have my balls sucked and licked, but then cut it off from there. I don't know I would use this. A bit confused to it's use and how to get the cock and balls in there? Would you use it?
ReplyDeleteHahahaha as I told Huntley, The Internet of Things. It's crazy out there.
DeleteAnd sucking and licking is as far as most people go. I think you shave the boys and lube them and push them in the contraption, with the rings keeping them in place. You'll have two dicks to play with at the end. One that never goes soft.
And I'm totally curious about it. It would take anxiety out of the equation because I'd be like a boy scout and be always prepared?
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I don't like sex toys but i have to say i really like feeling my balls being licked.
ReplyDeleteSo maybe you'd like this, Xersex.
DeleteYou could have your balls licked to get them all lubed up and they you'd be ready to use the Balldo...
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