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Glory holes are often considered a relic of a different, more shadowy era of homosexual sex. They have a long history, but they declined in popularity as the culture shifted and gay life moved out into the open; in 2018, an Australian museum even added one to its collection for posterity. While online directories suggest that kink communities and other enthusiasts have kept hundreds, and perhaps thousands, of glory holes active around the world, their heyday has passed.

New York City advised residents to “be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls.”

But in a twist worthy of 2020, glory holes are finding new life in the pandemic, and they have received support from an unlikely corner: public health officials, who have mostly urged people to stay home. In several regions, health departments worried about high-risk hookups during the coronavirus have alluded to—or outright recommended—glory holes as a safer venue for casual sex.

SALON

Ah, nothing like a little bit of nostalgia, no? What, did you think that glory holes were just a fantasy intended to show off  JJ Wadd's attributes in 'Sex Depot'? Well, think again. But apparently for some gay men, a glory hole is just not enough. And waiting for a vaccine is not their thing. Yep. If you think that Michael Henry is making up that character who went to Puerto Vallarta, you would be wrong. I’ve heard about them. The gay men that just cannot wait for a global pandemic to end to attend their circuit parties, their sex parties, their big get-togethers. And because there are many restrictions in the United States, they are now exporting their Prince Prosperous parties to other countries.  The nerve! I consider anybody who puts their life and the lives of others in danger just because they are self-centered, selfish, stupid motherfuckers to be absolutely deplorable. If they knowingly expose others to a virus that can (and will) kill others, they are delinquents, too. 

And I'm not alone: apparently somebody feels exactly the way I do. Enter GAYSOVERCOVID, an Instagram account that basically outs the hundreds (!!) of gay men who have flouted COVID-19 restrictions and guidelines to ... have some dick? COVIDIOTS indeed.

Please notice that this is NOT a slut-shaming post. I would never shame a slut (whether ethical or not). People with healthy, active sex lives are just living their lives. This is an idiot-shaming post. Willful stupidity is just not acceptable. Sluts are fabulous. Hell, I would be the first one in line to get some.  I would be having so much dick if we were not in the middle of a pandemic, that I'd need a spreadsheet to keep track of it all. I swear.  This is strictly about the absolute idiocy that would lead a person to intentionally risk becoming a disease vector without any regards for other human beings just because they can.

And they GaysOverCovid have hit a nerve: there's a bounty (!!) for outing this fabulous person going on on Facehook:

The nihilist bastards at 'Gays Events and Travel' offer five hundred bucks (so miserable! they're raking in hundreds of thousands of dollars by making sure hundreds of stupid gay men get sick, but hey...) to 'out' the person behind GaysOverCovid. They use all the possible logical fallacies they can cram in a page to justify being a fucking COVID-19 petri dish and demand the people behind the IG account be outed. Those 'event planners' are people who have no soul, no morals and no shame and only think about money. 

The party organizers are criminals and deserve to see their scam business ruined. Fuck them. Also fuck the men who attend these parties. They are on par with Brownshirt Gay Repugs. They're stupid, selfish, amoral, egotistical, spoiled, entitled, privileged and self-centered malignant narcissists in my book. With people dying by the thousands EVERY DAY due to COVID-19, they still put themselves and others in danger for some quick fuck and a night of shirtless dancing. Deplorable. Hope they never find out who is behind the GaysOverCovid account and that their criminal business model is ruined and their identities exposed and shamed. They deserve that and more.

Yeah, I think I don't like them?

XOXO