Thirst Trap
Surprise! Merriam-Webster actually has a description of what a Thirst Trap is, but I prefer this one that I found in my trusty Urban Dictionary:
A sexy photograph or flirty message posted on social media for the intent of causing others to publicly profess their attraction. This is done not to actually respond or satisfy any of this attraction, but to feed the posters ego or need for attention, at the expense of the time, reputation and sexual frustration of those who view the image or reply.
I love it when something that is completely made up by the internet -and a product of the times- actually becomes something so widespread and representative of a reality that even reputable sources like the Merriam-Webster have to acknowledge it.
So, did you know that Str8UpGayPorn gave an award to the best Thirst Trap of the year? No? Well, thank goodness I'm here to fill you in, right? The award is bestowed yearly on the gay Porn Star who has posted online the best Thirst Traps for the world to ogle. This award is granted by popular vote in the website. The 'material' usually comes from the nominees' Twitter feed, which allows for more salacious and shameless Thirst Traps than let's say, Instagram. And I'm so here for that. I love me ogling some naked men who willingly show us the goodies.
So here's Str8UpGayPorn list:
Thirst Trap King Of The Year Winner: Beau Butler
Beau Butler, who is a VERY TALENTED performer, was the winner. That scene alone would make anybody thirsty, trust me. Also, see below.
And the runner ups:
Boots
Damn!
Boots the house down, indeed!
Elf
I absolutely understand the thirst. Holy shit. This is one very beautiful man.
Colton Reece
Roman Todd
Gotta stan a self professed pansexual king, no? He's making the world better one fuck at a time.
Dalton Riley
He puts out his own content and also works with studios. Yes, the glasses do it for me because I like it when geeks get their freak on.
Zach Astor
Well, he does have a future ahead of him, no? Hot damn.
Ray Dexter
I think Ray is not performing anymore but his ONLYFANS is still up, so...
Roxas Caelum
Well, DUH. Also, he films with Ryheim. I'm slightly speechless here because I'm still doing the math trying to figure out how things would work with him...
Italo Andrade
And that's the top ten Thirst Traps and the men who posted them, according to the people on Str8Up, who seem to be experts on everything Thirsty. And I'm here slow clapping because I'm all for men having the freedom to objectify themselves for our enjoyment. Hey, if you don't objectify yourself, how in the hell are you going to objectify somebody else?
Can I get an Amen?
XOXO
Str8UpGayPorn has great tastes, I can see!
ReplyDeleteHahaha
DeleteYes, they do.
XOXO
AMEN babe! 🤤 These guys bring the heat. I’m so glad Twitter allows such content. Thanks for another very enlightening post.
ReplyDeleteXOXO 👨🏼❤️💋👨🏾
LOL
DeleteThey are hot. And Twitter has become the de facto repository of all things hot.
Who knew?
XOXO
I ogled Beau Butler for a time and then scrolled through the rest uninterested, until I got to one Roman Todd, and then I imagined Mr. Todd and Mr. Butler being my beck-and-call boys.
ReplyDeleteOh, Yes.
DeleteNow, THAT would be a clash of the titans.
XOXO
BRAVO! I mean, AMEN, brother. Amen. Those are some exquisite traps. Pardon me, I have to wipe the drool from my mouth and my..... XOXO
ReplyDeleteHa!
DeleteAnd I'm all for men objectifying themselves. Those bodies (and that talent) need to be showcased.
XOXO
Huh... so very white. I love the last three. Give me some flavor. And Roxas? He wins this by.... several inches. Hee hee. Oh, size queen, get behind me...
ReplyDeleteNo, really get behind me and get outta my way... that man is mine.
Kizzes.
Yeah, but I think that it kind of reflects somehow what mainstream porn is.
DeleteI was actually surprised that four out of the top ten were men of color.
Roxas IS outstanding,
The whole list had me, but Boots was my favorite. I try to like Dalton Riley. Hot. But have unfortunately met him several times in Weho, what a douche and snotty fag.
ReplyDeleteSo hawt!
DeleteAnd that's such a pity. He's such a handsome guy. I guess you cannot have it all, huh?
XOXO