Trunks
I can clearly recall the first time a man showed me a sample the goodies in public. I was in eleventh grade and he was probably a year older than everybody in the classroom. For some reason (you do not wonder about those things when you're in high school) he was in the same grade his younger brother was. He was handsome, with a slightly crooked nose (probably a fight, now that I think about it) and was already shaving. Full-on man. During that year, we were in an 'older' part of the school and our desks were those old-fashioned desks that had a low cover in the front. I guess that's why he felt he could show me his crotch with impunity.
Not that it would have mattered during chemistry. People were always busy doing their own thing and it was a little chaotic. I imagine that's why he would always turn and show me the outline of his hard dick during class. I could clearly see his religion, natch. It was a very nice dick, too. Ever since, I've loved a dickprint. Really. And many men clearly do not mind you looking at his junk. Blessed be the sweatpants.
When I used to take the train to work, I had to take the Halstead bus for some blocks and that's when I discovered that it was much better to bring a book with me. The morning commute is full of men in dress pants. And you know dress pants mean one thing: dickprint. It was distracting, to say the least. I do not work in the city anymore, so those days are gone. But it did show me that my penchant for detecting which way a man hung did not end in high school. And that many a man is very happy early in the morning.
Funny how things that seem so inconsequential do leave a mark, no? Oh, BTW, I am partial to wearing trunks, too. Like Marcel. They tend to be really comfortable. Even though I have donned a jockstrap often to please a gentleman caller, of course. Besides, wearing a jockstrap with tight jeans is very comfy. It does give you that extra support...
I wonder how Marcel would look in a jockstrap. He seems to fill those trunks quite nicely.
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Oh I agree with "the print" It gets me going like nothing else. Aman with some bugle will get my attention.
ReplyDeleteWhen I first started wearing skinny jeans and dress pants I was sort of self conscience of it myself at first, but then MM#1 Fan is the one that said, if you have it , flaunt it. It took me awhile to embrace my new male side when I gave up doing drag regularly. And then the Lad is like with your ass, you need to frame those suckers with a jock strap. That took me time getting used to, but now their in my collection with briefs and square cut style trunks. Now if my naughty mood strikes, I know the dick print is a good lure. 😋
Oh, so hot.
DeleteAlso, three men have showed me their dicks just because I was looking at their crotch. Yum.
And I love that you DGAF about being blessed. Fuck everybody and let them be jealous. I love square cuts trunks! And some of my men salivate at the sight of a jockstrap, so yes.
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DeleteI love your memories very much, which are like tranches de vie.
ReplyDeleteHaha
DeleteThanks, Xersex! I come up with the most random recollections sometimes.
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"Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"
ReplyDeleteMasculine Latino bulges give me whiplash. I don't know why. I must admit, I'm an underwear freak. I think it was Tom Ford who said you should throw your underwear out and buy new every six months. I'm pretty close. My hangup is, I dislike the wide elastic waist band. 2xist is my go to...
Oh, no shame whatsoever.
DeleteI love looking at men crotches. Not their faces, not their bodies. Just the crotch. Objectifying that dick to the point of no return.
And having cool underwear is the BEST. And I love wide elastic waist bands! They help me control my eating. If the band is flipping, I need to curb my enthusiasm at the buffet.
2Xsit is SEXY.
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I like the word, 'dickprint,' though I often use VPL ... Visible Penis Line.
ReplyDeleteHaha
DeleteI have no idea where I heard it.
But I like VPL, too! It sounds technical and terribly naughty.
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Oh, when I stopped working was I ever glad to get rid of underwear. Crammed in all day long. Sheesh....even after I ***finally*** found a pouch design comfortable enough. Now it's commando all day, every day. Can folks tell which side I dress? Yep. See a dick print? Probably. Do I care? Nope. I'm like Maddie: If you got it, flaunt it. XOXO
ReplyDeleteHahaha
DeleteOh, I need some support. I wear tight jeans and I'm in front of people all day. They can look at my ass all they want but I keep the bulge under control.
I think the sexiest thing is a man in Levi's who is not wearing underwear and he hangs to one of the sides. Very Rolling Stones record cover.
And if you got it, please flaunt it! We like to watch.
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When I lived in Jersey and took the bus/train into the city, many many prints were there and many many different shapes and sizes.
ReplyDeleteOMG
DeleteIsn't that true? Sometimes you're sitting down and WHAM! Right in your face at seven in the morning. LOL
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I'm like Bob with the VPL, and since so many athletic men are wearing sweatpants as casual wear, I not only get to see the VPL, I get to see the bounce every day I work.
ReplyDeleteOh, absolutely.
DeleteBlessed be the gray sweatpants. Another usual suspect is the shiny basketball shorts. Oh yeah.
Bounce, baby bounce!
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I like boxer briefs, too... or trunks, I guess. I like the cut. I have always been a crotch watcher - and got in hella trouble for it once in eighth grade - and a football manager (towel boy). He was a year older than me and the quarterback on the 9th grader's team. Normally, he was a nice guy, but he'd had a bad day at football practice and demanded to know what I was looking at. I looked him in the eye and said... apparently, not much, took his football gear and hung it up. Shut him up right away. I still looked, though... hee hee. Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteOh, boxer briefs are the best of both worlds.
DeleteTrunks are a little shorter but same principle. They're better with tight jeans because they don't translate too much.
And I love you told him that! Oh poor thing. He's probably still traumatized. LOL
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I do like seeing a man in close fitting underwear. Not a fan of boxers. Grew up with tighty whities. Now my preferred style is boxer briefs, but not Hanes, they seem a bit loose in the legs.
ReplyDeleteNow I think you owe us a fitting video of your own? Anybody with me?
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Haha not happening.
DeleteGood try though. And I got trunks with your bday gift card LOL
And you don't fit in the Hanes cause you've got more legs than a bucket of chicken.
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¡Dios bendiga al inventor del chándal ajustado marcapaquete! ¡Y las mallas de runner, y los jeans pitillo con elastano! Y yo que pensaba que era un simple vouyeur.... jajaja Viva la fantasía visual. Y que no nos falte una colección de Aussiebum.
ReplyDeleteVea,
DeleteAlabado sea el señor (o señora) que los ha inventado. Yo, todo lo apretado que marque todo. Y Aussiebum, me lo mandaaaa!!!
Picos mana.
Desde la Puta Mierda.
La Negri.
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