GRAY SWEATPANTS SEASON
I have to confess that I'm a fan of Fall. But not for the fucking pumpkin lattes millennials favor. I like it for the clothes. Yeah, I love layering and it's gray sweatpants season and I'm here for it. You know I love me.a dickprint, especially when it's unintentional. I'm convinced some men just don't think about their dicks when they go the gray sweatpants route. Seriously. And I love it.
People usually think 'comfort' and then 'where's my dick at?'. Especially straight men. Straight men, for all their horndog bravado, seldom see themselves as sex objects, choosing to objectify women instead. Hence the panic some straight men experience when they realize another dude is looking at his free-dangling dong, perfectly framed by gray cloth.
Gay men? We know. We know what our best angles and assets are and how to make the package look nicer (pushed up and out). After all, one of the reasons we cultivate a certain aesthetic is simply with the purpose of making ourselves more desirable to other men. It's another thing that differentiates us from the garden variety straight male, natch.
But many a straight man has caught up on the drift and usually decides to showcase what he's got, because why the hell no? Admiration is admiration, no matter where it comes from for many. And we, as males are more prone to let our gaze go 'there' than women do. Most straight women do not feel as turned on as we do when we get a fleeting glimpse of a nice, chubby dickprint in a guy. Especially when we can almost tell his religion because sweatpants fabric is so.... forgiving?
So welcome, Fall. May more men start wearing gray sweatpants as soon as possible.
XOXO
P.S. Justin Theroux is the Holy Grail of Gray Sweatpants wearers.
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I wear weatpants also in winter-spring. They're so useful and comfortable
ReplyDeleteAnd they are easy to take off, Xersex.
DeleteAlso, men who wear sweatpants KNOW what they've got. Hmmm...
XOXO
Big says,
ReplyDeleteI think straight men are more aware of that dick print than you believe. Because, yes, women look at the package. It's just not the first place they look. And straight guys know it - well, the hung ones do, anyway. They also know other men notice and it's a way to claim superiority. XOXO
Really?
DeleteI think they only notice their dick is showing when another man takes a peek. The women I have asked really don't look that much and find the situation a little uncomfortable. And you are right, the hung ones KNOW IT because it's their best asset. Sometimes the only one.
XOXO
HuntleyBiGuy:
ReplyDeleteI say if you’ve got it flaunt it…front and/or back. 😜
XOXO 👨🏼❤️💋👨🏽
Hahaha
DeleteI know, right? It's 'show me' day!
XOXO
I was about ready to throw a hissy thinking you'd forget the King of Gray Sweatpants, HRH Justin Theroux.
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOOO
DeleteOh, honey. He was first in line. With his own GIF. That man!
XOXO
I agree completely about autumn. I love the fall layering as well and dressing even though I'm a summer person. But I do think you're right about the sweatpants. I don't think straight men even think about a vpl. Which of course makes it even hotter. I know I usually show a line, but it depends what I'm wearing underneath if anything. You better watch out you might get pictures!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, isn't it fun? And you can change mood with the layers.
DeleteStraight men are usually oblivious, in my experience. And I've gotten some eyefuls that way. And yes, it's hotter.
And I have discovered that with some pants, I need to go tighty whitey. If I do boxer briefs I jump to the side...
And promises, promises.... LOL
XOXO
Sadly, the men who showcase at Home Depot are 30 lbs. overweight and wear little red hats.
ReplyDeleteOh yes.
DeleteThe Homo Depot. It's full of MAGAts. Some hot construction workers, though.... But they go in fluorescent t-shirts, work boots and Carhartts. Gosh it's getting hot in here?
XOXO
Another hilarious video!
ReplyDeleteI cackled for the duration.
DeleteSo funny! And the sound effects? Priceless.
XOXO
I love the fall, because of the clothes and because of the temps. I so remember the hoopla about the Justin T sweatpants...is one your uploads Lord Scott Disick? I couldn't tell.
ReplyDeleteI love Fall because I get to wear huge t-shirts and four layers.
DeleteAnd Justin T almost broke the internet with those sweatpants. And we all can see the internet was RiGHT!
I have no idea if that's Disick! Isn't hat one of the Kartrashian men?
XOXO
Sigh. Of all people, you would think LeBron James would have enough money to purchase some underpants.
ReplyDeleteOh, LeBron can wear whatever he wants!
DeleteEspecially if I can see that dickprint! He probably went with boxers. Many men make that 'mistake' when wearing sweatpants.... Blessed be.
XOXO
I love a man who makes a great impression. And that swagger? The dangle of their dagger? I swear. It is enough to make me want to embrace fall. Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteSame.
DeleteAnd men who hang must let us watch. Oh, the swagger! Better the swing, swing than the bling, bling!
XOXO