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You know I can't with the gym. I can't with the machines, I can't with the closed environment and I can't with the idea of having to pay someone to 'train' my body. I would, if it'd end up looking like Mr. Macfarlane, TBH. He looks quite delicious. I could use the help, but it's kind of overwhelming to me. I know that tons of people have personal trainers and go to the gym five and six days a week. I think that's too much for me. But the thing is, when I was younger, I used to go to the gym with my friends all the time and it was a riot.

I remember we used to go go two or three times a week and on weekends it was literally a party. There would be six or seven of us in an aerobics class and the fun went nonstop til the end. We were slightly obnoxious and we did not give a shit. Those were the days. When I could eat a whole banana split on my own at the ice cream parlor at the corner and never worry about the one million calories I was eating. We all knew the trainers at the gym (we called one of them Mary Poppins, and he had a BANGING body, right, Turo?) and we literally went into classes for free. I don't even remember how we did it, but there we were, in tight spandex and big t-shirts. Jumping up and down, sweating and laughing our heads off and doing free weights in between classes just to check out the big muscle bound meatheads that went to the roof to sunbathe.

I can't believe I'm remembering all this today. But some things stay with you, because I think it's the memory of those days what makes me go for my daily run and try to stretch every day. And yes, I'm trying Yoga. Not naked Yoga, but hey, you cannot have it all...

XOXO

P.S. very disappointed that so many people did not appreciate great candidates like Stacy Abrams and Beto O'Rourke and they did not win, but happy that we kept our Dem Governor and that possibly Lauren Bobo will not come back. That cunt. 

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  1. I tell people you can still eat that banana split, you just have to work a little harder to burn off those calories. Sorry about Abrams, but she had an uphill battle seeing that she lost last time. Boebert will shriek, but if things stay the course, she'll be selling her husband's dick on OF to make money.

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    1. Oh, but after twenty, that banana split is going to take much, much, much more work exponentially as you age. A week of gym work would erase a good Thanksgiving eating at twenty five without any problem. At thirty five? It's gonna take much more.
      And I'm kind of following the Bobo saga on twitter and it'll be a joy to see her lose. Also, isn't her husband who got caught showing his dick to some underage girls???

      XOXO

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  2. I too used to go to the gym a lot when a friend of mine was the trainer there, so he was probably responsible for my basic body and getting toned. After that I mostly did exercises at home, jogging, and hand weights. And it could be just me, but I would not be surprised ,even though Mr McFarland is straight, if he and Tyler fooled around. From their chemistry I'm getting some vibes. But these days I get most of my exercise, calorie Burns and Cardio in bed. If we meet I'll show you my routine!

    And ditto on the elections I cannot believe how many good candidates did not win. I am thankful however that Shapiro and Fetterman both won. But I was very bummed Sharmaine Daniels who is Scott Perry's opponent lost. She just about handed him his head.

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    1. I think that many of us go to the gym if we know the trainers.
      But like you, it's home now for me. And running a little.
      and McFarland is straight?? I was convinced he was gay!!! Didn't he have something with Wenworth Miller? (yum)
      And we all need an exercise tape with your techniques. Only Fans awaits.

      And Shapiro and Fetterman winning was awesome and I just learned that the red wave was kind of a dribble and that Uncle Joe's delivered again.

      XOXO

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  3. Anonymous11/09/2022

    HuntleyBiGuy:
    Many, MANY, moons ago I had a gym membership at one of those 24/7 gyms you see in strip malls…in off hours there’s no staff there and you have a key card to access the facility. No classes, just a bunch of machines and free weights. I am in no way, shape, or form a gym person. But I think I would have loved to have been part of your group. THAT’S the way to exercise. And I’d love to “spot” you when your doing your workouts. 😎

    Regarding the election, totally heartbroken that we lost most of the high profile races. I think that most of the red states are hopelessly so. I fear for this country.

    XOXO 👨🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏽

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    1. Hahaha
      Oh, so gyms work like that? That's why there's so many porn videos that take place in a gym! And I know you'd like to spot me. You'd be excellent at it, too.

      And I fear for this country too, babes.

      XOXO

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  4. For me, exercising is like undergoing torture. I am too lazy. The only reason I would go to a gym is to see men pump their muscles. And that's all, folk.
    Love the two guys wearing red shirt

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    1. Hahaha
      Same, Xersex. Same. And watching men in spandex pump their muscles is indeed entertaining.

      XOXO

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