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When I was a young gayling, there were many things I wish I had known before I started having sex with other men. I started kind of early (I was thirteen) and I had to learn pretty fast to make the difference between sex and love, for example. And the difference between porn and real life sex.

If we go by porn, it's two orals and three positions plus a money shot. That's the formula, right? For the longest time I did not notice that in porn films. I do like the distribution, but I don't like that it's been nailed in our collective porn canon. Some people only like oral. Some people only like anal. Some people like neither and prefer frottage. And everything is valid.

I think there are things we have learned with porn that are useful: touching your dick is fun; lube is necessary and you can add spit to it; you can climax using your hand and it's ok; the use of toys if fun and even recommended; there's more than penetrative sex to sex; older men are sexual; you can laugh and talk to each other during and after sex; you can ejaculate inside, beside, over or under another man and it's ok. Oh, and if you think you're the only one with that fantasy, you're wrong.

Of course, there's the other side of the coin concerning gay porn that I wish I had known when I was a wee gayling: not all men have dicks over seven inches long (porn stars are porn stars BECAUSE they're hung); not all straight men are hot and not all of them are DTF; not everybody barebacks (even people on PrEP); sex between men is loud only sometimes and it is messy many of those times; a money shot is really not completely necessary (Hot? Yes. Mandatory? No.) also, men have body hair, manscaping is an option, not a rule. And you do NOT have to try every position in the book to have fun.

And those are just some of my peeves with porn. I'm sure you can come up with others, Constant Reader. Because I KNOW you have an opinion about this... 




XOXO

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  1. Nothing bothers me in porn, because I choose what to watch. I am the one who moves the bow if there are boring phases. So in the end, I can tell you that from porn I have learned everything there is to learn. Porn has only done me good.
    Good weekend everyone.

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    1. Same.
      I watch what I like. The rest? It's the same to me. And I have learned to differentiate between porn and real life. Because they are definitely not the same.

      XOXO

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    2. Yet I can tell you that everything I learned about sex, beyond masturbation and before sex with another man, was thanks to porn.

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  2. There seems to be a preponderance of short men in porn.

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    1. Well, they look like the have huge penises, look very nice on camera, fill out very nicely if they work out and their taller partner's penis looks equally huge when compared to them.
      Win/Win.

      XOXO

      P.S. Rocco Steele is 6'0", Tim Kruger is 6'0", Cade Maddox is 6'0", Rhyhiem Shabazz is 6'3", Tyler Wild is 6'7", Parker Logan is 6'7", Romeo is 6'6", Andy Onassis is 6'6", Bryan Knight is 6'6", Leo Giamani is 6'0", Connor Maguire is 6'2", Corey Marshall is 6'1", Daley Anholt is 6'5", Roan Birkin is 6'4", Justin Brody is 6'1". If you like them tall, try Gay Hoopla. How do I know? I like tall porn stars, darling.

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  3. Anonymous11/04/2022

    Big says,
    Yep. Damn near everything French Patrick posts (all with studio cooperation) is the same, same, same: A bit of crotch groping, a bit of dick sucking, a bit of rimming, then anal until the money shot. SO amazingly BORING. So, yeah, everything you mentioned and....
    Kissing, when it happens, is ridiculous. People don't swallow one another's tongues down to the tonsils.
    But straight porn follows a formula, too, and it's not good for young guys learning how to engage in hetero sex. Hell, even Solo porn doesn't do a very good job of teaching guys how to masturbate. Most of it is furious stroking to reach the money shot as quickly as possible. And if there's anything I know about, it's stroking cock. 🤣🤣 XOXO

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    1. Oh, both gay and straight porn follow a formula. I'm more familiar with gay porn, of course, but I've watched straight porn because one of six of the men are really hot. And I don't like how they fuck the girls. I am not straight, and I KNOW you don't fuck a woman like that.
      Oh, don't get me started with solo porn. It's ridic. And some of those men do the death grip, which will probably ruin them for sex with another person.*sigh*.

      XOXO

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  4. Anonymous11/04/2022

    HuntleyBiGuy:
    I am shocked, shocked, I tell you! I thought all of these were true life stories and they just happened to have a camera (or two) available to record the encounter.

    Porn can often lead to unrealistic expectations when we are young. As you said, we may come to expect that everyone will have a perfect body and are well endowed and/or have a nice bubble butt. But we soon come to realize that those aren’t the people that we will encounter wherever we meet our hookups/future husbands. Yeah we may initially be disappointed, but we soon find there is so much more to sex than what we see, Chemistry will play a big part as well as what we are looking for at that moment.

    XOXO 👨🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏽

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    1. Hahaha
      Yeah, all pizza boys will deliver dick on the side, bae.
      And it does create totally unachievable expectations on people. It takes some men years and years of frustration to realize that no, porn is not real life. I know some that still expect the men they hookup with to be literally on pair with porn stars in beauty and stamina. Really.

      XOXO

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  5. A "wee gayling" I like that.

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  6. Wait a minute you mean porn is not real life? So you mean all this time I've been waiting to have sex with the plumber, the contractor, the UPS guy, my doctor, the mailman, and the milkman, isn't going to happen? But they make it look so easy in porn?!?! Scenarios of all kinds happen on the screen. I'm still waiting to have a threesome with my doctor and male nurse, sigh.

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    1. LMAOOO
      No, darling. It's not. Even though I would band my UPS guy and/or my urologist in a heartbeat. They're delicious. It's absolutely crazy the scenarios porn directors come up with. Really. Have you watched what they think we colud believe in MEN?

      XOXO

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  7. It's so funny, I go through periods where I just can't stand to look at certain periods of porn. In the early to mid-eighties everyone shaved everything and I hated it . Now? I shave stuff. Currently? Super tired of all the white backgrounds and over lit porn being produced. It bleaches everyone and everything. So, bored with that right now. There are number of racial issues that bother me, too... it's like skin color dictates production values? And the use of light-skinned black men vs. those of a darker hue. Porn and it's audience still has a long way to go when it comes to diversity. It's better, but still not there. Well... you knew I would whine, right. Kizzes.

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    1. I love vintage porn!
      And sometimes the background can be distracting. I can't with Military Classified or Sketchy Sex. Ugh. So ugly.
      And it's absolutely true that race plays into porn too, apparently white gay dudes only want to watch white gay dudes getting it on (and the 'Black' porn stars tend to be high yellow, natch).
      And I like it when you whine, Upton. Because usually, you are right.

      XOXO

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  8. Wait a minute .. you mean to tell me I've been wasting my time waiting for the plumber, the gardener, the contractors, the mailman, the doctor and the UPS guy to show up in my life and we have naughty scenarios? I mean are you telling me that does not happen in real life. Shit... I've been waiting for my hot doctor and male nurse to have a threesome with me during my physical. Sigh

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  9. Here goes blogger again. I couldn't comment the day before last at all.

    Wait a minute .. you mean to tell me I've been wasting my time waiting for the plumber, the gardener, the contractors, the mailman, the doctor and the UPS guy to show up in my life and we have naughty scenarios? I mean are you telling me that does not happen in real life. Shit... I've been waiting for my hot doctor and male nurse to have a threesome with me during my physical. Sigh

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