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Well, they may be on to something. And I agree that the thing with Vacation Dick 🐓 is that it may get to be too much to be an everyday thing, especially depending on the man. Like going to Hawaii or Alaska, Vacation Dick can be fantastic. You do enjoy your time there. You take pictures. You may even tell your friends about it and rave about everything you get to do. But an everyday thing? Maybe not. I know, I know. It IS a coveted thing, not everybody gets to enjoy it the same, it can be tons of fun and we think we are not going to tire of it. Like, ever.
But we do. At least I did. You see, I lived with someone who had a fantastic dick. Vacation Dick all the way: porn star quality dick. A thing of beauty. One of those dicks that can serve to cast one of those fantastically realistic dildos à la Buck Vixskin. Yep. He was the perfect candidate for a clone-a-willy situation. Really splendid, to tell you the truth. A Tim Tales kind of dick.
The problem? Well, he could also be a monumental asshole: very smart, little emotional intelligence. What with his trust issues and his need to control me. Was the sex good? Oh yes, it did have moments. Especially at the beginning of the relationship (of course). He introduced me to frottage and I taught him one thing or two that you can do when you have time and some Tush Cush. The thing with me is, when a man has Vacation Dick, the connection with him needs to take place at a deeper level. I have got to be able to relax and really trust him, otherwise things can get very... tricky. You also do need to prep a little bit more carefully than with Boyfriend Dick, so the logistics of having sex regularly with someone with a Vacation Dick can get... complicated.
Add to that the fact that he seemed to need to sex me up more than I needed him. That may also have to do with the fact that at one point Vacation Dick was the only thing he seemed to be able to offer and that he used it like a weapon. I knew the end was near when I just could not enjoy his company, Vacation Dick or not. THAT is when you know you just have to leave. When you're not dickmatized anymore you can see the flaws more clearly. So yes, I'm here for Boyfriend Dick. All the way. Because of course I am. It could also be that I may be a fan of everyday sex, so yeah.
So, 15.2 centimeters? Sounds good to me.
What? TMI? Oh, honey....
XOXO
"dickmatized," LOL!
ReplyDeleteLMAOOO
DeleteIt's an affection!!!
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Like that phrase, too, Miss Debra. I used to be more of a size queen. These days? Meh. I like them all. They all have something to offer. I think your experience with king dong is pretty universal. But men with small dicks can be just as controlling - so it's not about dick size, but maturity. When we're younger and first start exploring relationships, I don't think we know what we're doing or looking at. We approach it with preconceived notions about what a relationship is based on what we grew up with or saw on television. We don't get the 180 degree view until we've messed up a few. It's like anything else - very few get it right on the first try. Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteAnd you know what?
DeleteI like to LOOK at big dicks. They are hot. But for fucking? Boyfriend Dick is just fine. Yes, the dears can be as controlling but they do work twice as hard to please you. And I'm here for that.
And I have learned the hard way what you're telling me. I did not get it right SEVERAL times.
XOXO
this post made me smile, but it's a long way from my almost exclusively oral view of sex. My dick measures 17cm, I don't know if it's bf or vacation. Anyway, all dicks are fine with me, because I'm just top and I honestly don't care about penetration. Having my waste pipe penetrated is not for me. Other people, however, enjoy it. But if I have to put my 17cm-friend down there, the owner of that hole has to drive me crazy, it has to be wide and clean. Otherwise my friend refuses and doesn't get up. He is honest and tells me: nothing to do with this one.
ReplyDeleteAs for me, as I said, I'm oral: so I definitely prefer a normal dick, which is easier to eat. And finally, last but not least, I am interested in the quality and quantity of its creamy product: oh, how I love pleasure in liquid form, all to be savored and swallowed! I think the words SWALLOW and CUM have such a sweet sound in themselves.
Ha! Glad you liked it, Xersex.
DeleteAnd I have discovered that I am a very good cocksucker. It's a later development, because I used to include it in my repertoire just as foreplay. And I also swallow. There's so something tantalizingly intimate in swallowing your man's cum that it has no equal, no equivalency.
I feel you.
XOXO
Big says,
ReplyDeleteLOL. These guys crack me up. So, size, eh? We look for Vacation Dick based on everything that has been thrown at us during our developmental years. "Size matters." Ogling the hung dudes, joining in on teasing the dudes of average size. Chasing "perfection." Then --- as Upton says --- we screw up a few relationships and we learn and grow. XOXO
They are a fucking riot!
DeleteSo good. And Vacation Dick is good to look at and maybe touch, but that's about it. And a big dick is sometimes attached to a bigger Dick.
XOXO
HuntleyBiGuy:
ReplyDeleteOk so I came to the game late in life, so I have relatively little experience and not much experience on the bottom bunk. That being said, I don’t think that a big boy would be my first choice for that experience. And there is so much that goes into the experience, with me preferring a bit of foreplay to get the engine going. And it’s always how you use what you’ve got to your best advantage.
Orally, I’ll do my best to please my partner and hopefully satisfy his needs and wants.
XOXO 👨🏼❤️💋👨🏽
But babes.
DeleteThat's why you are such an excellent lover.
I've told you I'd write you a letter....
XOXO
I've had "Vacation D" once. I ended up in a doctor's office. But it was Fabulous!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
DeleteOh, honey. Same. Didn't have to go to the doctor's but was WRECKED. More than once.
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This was funny.
ReplyDeleteThey do know their comedy, no?
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I am picky, vacation dick, boyfriend dick it's all the same for me. Although I will say I'm trying to control my stir'ins. and urgin'ins better then I used to. There's at least a wagon fall off every two weeks. I mean I can't lie I do like the size of vacation dicks but as long as the boyfriend or the guy knows how to use one I'm happy, no matter the size...while still having a nice personality. But what can I say I like dick and I cannot lie. And Im with Xersex.....i love nothing more then servicing a cock for a good long time with special attentions spent on the head. TMI?
ReplyDeleteGod forbid we ever get together.. would either be talking a lot for hours we're playing show and tell.
Oh, but Vacation Dick during actual Vacations is where's at!
DeleteTHAT'S the use of Vacation Dick: getting dicked down in Puerto Vallarta and coming back renovated. That's the life.
And you know there's no such thing as TMI here. Have you met me?
And I cannot wait for that road trip. You better have Martinis.
XOXO
I get Husband Dick. Is that a thing????
ReplyDeleteOh, honey.
DeleteIf it's not a thing, we are gonna make it HAPPEN.
XOXO
Have to be with Bob on this one. Husband Dick all the way. Cum inside me or let me swallow that is the goal. There is satisfaction on both sides. And, being the romantic I am, you either absorb components of it or you digest them and they become a part of you, who you are and who you become.
ReplyDeleteHusband Dick is fantastic.
DeleteAnd yes, just as I suspected: you are a man after my own heart.
XOXO