Fuck, Marry, Kill: Soho Loft edition.
So, here three designers literally build a whole space from the ground up. No clients, no budgets. Just creativity. And a seldom seen window to the creative process professional decorators go through to give us what we want:
"We gave interior designers Noz Nozawa, Darren Jett, and Joy Moyler a photo of the same loft - then asked each of them to create a design for it in their particular style, however they pleased. Three artists, one canvas, each bringing something different to the space. See which designer comes closest to creating your dream studio apartment."
So which final rendering would you Fuck, Marry or Kill? Noz, Darren and Joy are ready for your verdict. You tell me yours and I'll tell you mine...
Happy viewing!!
XOXO
P.S. Remember these are renderings. The words 'hypothetically speaking' come to mind...
Kill - Noz Nozawa, Fuck/Kill -Darren Jett, and Maybe go out for awhile and see how it goes though I don't think it's great fit - Joy Moyler. Noz reminds me of macramé 1970's hell. Darren's makes me think of airport lounges - and since I like a quick one in a public space... but ultimately, no. It also reminds me of an Olive Garden waiting area. Joy's is too set in stone. There's no flow - and since I would want an open relationship, I don't think this is gonna work for me. As house porn goes, this was fun. Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteI'd marry Darren Jett's design. It's my fav. I would absolutely change that cross for a huge church anger (or archangel) though. I love the idea of having a secret garden in my living room.
DeleteI thought Joy's was pretty but too Better Homes and Gardens.
XOXO
Great skills and great imagination
ReplyDeleteI know right?
DeleteThe idea of inventing a space from the ground is fab.
XOXO
HuntleyBiGuy:
ReplyDeleteAlways one to play it safe, I’m going with Joy because all of the built ins are too final, I like to keep my options open. I’d fuck Noz, because I like the window treatments and the color palette for the furniture, and the tables. I’d kill Darren because how are you getting the pit? You’d have to raise the floor and that’s just too much construction.
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Oh, bae. I'd kill that one.
DeleteI love Noz's color palette, too! So sunny! But my fav is Darren's I'd marry that one.
XOXO
I would have to go with Darren even though it looks like a very expensive waiting room somewhere. As for Fuck, Marry, Kill...well I am not in the mood to marry or kill so one out of three ain't bad.
ReplyDeleteSame!
DeleteAnd can you IMAGINE the parties?? Oh, I'd love to have that space. I'd have something different over the fireplace, but really!
And one out of three is not bad at all...
XOXO
Big says,
ReplyDeleteNoz - Kill that design for sure. Just because she didn't seem to know what macrame is ("she, like ties these knots..." Ugh!), Darren - fuck, the firepit is obviously electric but I love that ceiling for some reason. Joy - marry. She has the most down to earth design but I don't like the 3-D flowers on that wall. I can see shoulders bumping into those all. the. time. XOXO
Hahaha
DeleteHow DARES she?? LMAOOO I'd marry Darren's because I love the mirrors, the plants and the pit. Really.
Joy's is way too safe. It's like the Visionworks version of your eyewear.
XOXO
Kill, Kill, Kill. I guess I belong in a trailer, or a box on the city sidewalk.
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOO
DeleteI'd fuck the Moroccan-style one, marry the one with the huge mirror and kill the pedestrian one. But that's just me....
Oh, and trailers can be fab. I think I should find one to post here...
XOXO
Joy lives! She understands that the space is actually fairly small and doesn't clutter the hell out of it. Darren wants to make the bedroom smaller than it probably already is, and Noz? A Moroccan tile floor is not an asset when it comes to resale.
ReplyDeleteShe's so bland, though.
DeleteHer shout to creativity was to put those flowers on the wall. And she covered the windows on the sides. She was my kill, of course.
XOXO