On Flirting And Whatnot...

I don't think I know how to flirt? 

Now that you have stopped cackling (I know you, Constant Reader), let me clarify: I cannot just intentionally flirt. I am always weary of openly going for a man. I usually wait until the man comes to me or gives me an unmistakably 'go'. I guess as an obviously gay man, coming on too strong may have its disadvantages: I could get beaten into a pulp and I would only have myself to blame...

But yes, flirting. I do look people in the eye and sometimes rephrase their statements while I smile at them. But sometimes I am just 'there' and nod politely. I've noticed that this may put some people en garde. Once, while being out with a bunch of people I didn't know, I was accused of being too bougie. I was like, girl, you don't know me. And THEN I realized I was indeed, being bougie. It takes me a second to warm up to people, but once I know you, I can reach Ryan O'Connell levels of camp.

I'm also very touchy-feely, which has been misinterpreted so many times that nowadays I watch myself carefully with men I don't really know. I have been talking to people and apparently, looking them in the eye while lightly touching their forearm for emphasis implies that I want to make out with them in the backyard during a party. 

So yes, Michael. I feel you. And thanks for the @Greta reference!!!

And you, Constant Reader, do YOU flirt?

XOXO

P.S.: this should be mandatory viewing for the gays, especially during Pride.