55 years
I was going through my reader on WordPress and I ran into a post by Lurkie about purity (and OMG was that an EYE OPENER!) but the funny thing is that he was responding to something Mads had posted (probably on a weekend, when I'm unplugged) about how many years you'd get if some sex acts were illegal. I got 55 years.
That lead me to think about the Rice Purity test, a test we took during Pride when we were all having brunch in town and our whole table got to decide how Pure they were. I got 22. I was totally disappointed! I thought I was sluttier! Apparently, I am not super hardcore. Bummer!!!
Also, 'dancing to leave room for Jesus?' and they cannot even write 69??? We were cackling so hard.
So, how Pure are you, Constant Reader? Go ahead, take the test. I support you...
XOXO
here me are. Glad to be here again!
ReplyDeleteI am impure, it is useless to take the test. If impurity resides in thoughts, darling, hell awaits me.
OMG Hi, Xersex!
DeleteAnd THAT is why we like you: your impurity. Hell is gonna be much more fun than heaven, that's for sure.
XOXO
so proud of my piggest soul!
DeleteHuntleyBiGuy:
ReplyDeleteI scored a 44, so I guess that makes you twice as impure as me. 😜 And you were the cause of a number of those yes responses, because we all know how innocent I am. 😇
XOXO 👨🏼❤️💋👨🏽
Well, I was thinking I was gonna get like, 11 so there's that. And I'm sure all the blame is mine. Sure.
DeleteLOL
XOXO
I fall in kind of the Britney Spears line ... I'm not that innocent, but I'm also not so pure.
ReplyDeletexoxo
Oh, the not a girl not yet a woman syndrome. Yes. It's been well documented.
DeleteAnd that means you're... in the middle??
XOXO
I'm a 63. Lower than I was expecting.
ReplyDeleteSee?
DeleteAnd mine was higher than I expected. Surprise!!
XOXO
I got 50% on the Purity Test and 28 years in jail according to Maddie's test. I'm a good girl, I am!
ReplyDeleteOMG
DeleteYou ARE a good girl. I got 55 years with Mads. LOL
XOXO
Big says,
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOL. Kissing on the neck or hand-holding is an "immoral act"? Streaking is "raunchy"? Sex toys are "scandalous"? A 3-some is "unspeakable"? What evilgelical wrote this test??? I scored a 41.
XOXO
LOL
DeleteOh, yes. It was created in the forties and only given to women, so you can imagine...
XOXO
Well you knew this was not going to be good. I took this test years ago and it's been ages so I retook it again and I don't think my number changed that much but it may have dropped a little.
ReplyDeleteI got a 36. Last time I took it I believe I was in the 40s . The little quip for my result this time said "Individuals found within the 44 to 9 bracket are hardcore, probably done most of the activities listed in the survey except a few major ones. However, they aren't super hardcore."
What can I tell you? What do you want from a insatiable salacious whore!!!
Your in good, dirty company, so don't worry about it.
DeleteYou got THIRTY SIX???
DeleteI thought you'd be closer to my score! Am I sluttier? Wait....
LOL
Cali-Boi is right. You are in good, dirty company!
XOXO
Pure as the driven snow and that is all you need to know. Ha.
ReplyDelete16.
I was a naughty boy.
LMAOOOO
DeleteOh, I'm loving this! See, Mr. Shife? I knew there was a reason I like you so much.
LOL
XOXO
How did I score lower than Maddie?!?!? I got a 32! Maybe stuff I did with woman before coming out? I forget how many years I got on Mads' test. And you know she has some of her best post on weekends?! More personal stuff.
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOOO
DeleteNo, the question is how did I score lower than BOTH OF YOU? Hahahahaha
And I'm off line on weekends. Darn!
XOXO