The Chronicles of Congress: The Tattletale, the twink and the top…
Some takes were kind of serious, as in recognizing what the twink did was stupid and that there was no room for 'a mistake'.
Inclusion was mentioned...
Oh, the jokes about the top? Priceless. Apparently that big German sausage did have an owner...
Of course, Kitara had something to say. Talk about hypocrisy. But she's a famewhore, so...
... and the twink was betrayed by someone in a gay DC group chat, of course.
Heh. But he was, indeed, terminated.
The gays at it...
LMAOOOO no lie, though...
And this take was so on point, that I had to include it. In this era of likes and going viral and getting validation from others through social media, it was gonna happen..
Now that we got that out of the way, let's move to the REAL news that happened over the wekend…
What was in the missing binder?The binder contained raw intelligence the US and its NATO allies collected on Russians and Russian agents, including sources and methods that informed the US government’s assessment that Russian President Vladimir Putin sought to help Trump win the 2016 election, sources tell CNN.The intelligence was so sensitive that lawmakers and congressional aides with top secret security clearances were able to review the material only at CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia, where their work scrutinizing it was itself kept in a locked safe.
Let's not forget to have fun with the twink, but let's focus on the Russian asset.
That's the news.
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Big says,
ReplyDeleteOh, holy fuckin' shit.... Okay, wasn't the first, won't be the last sex in the workplace. Not even the last to be filmed and leaked. Yes, Virginia, though it's mostly the Republikkkans, Democrats can get caught up in sex scandals, too. The reactions remind me of the Anthony Weiner dick-pics scandal. The saddest thing is that the holiday break is upon us, they've left the building while the world is burning, the government is about to close without being funded, and THIS is what they're concerned about. Welcome to D.C. politics. XOXO
I agree. Holy Fucking Shit.
DeleteDems do have their sex scandals, too. I remember Weiner's dick. And leave it to the repugs and 'conservatives' to obsess about this and not about treason...
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No wonder the GOP only wants to talk gay sex and not more documents missing.
ReplyDeleteVote them all out!
That said, do I care about the sex tape? Not one bit; it was reckless and stupid and bound to be leaked ... not the same can be said for the Russia files.
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Oh, the GQP will talk about anything but Cheeto.
DeleteAnd I also don't care about the sex tape. Idiotic and reckless. Those files, on the other side...
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Now that he's unemployed, he better cash in on his 15 minutes of fame while he can? A series of videos about sex in famous places perhaps?
ReplyDeleteHahaha
DeleteI love your business sense. But seriously, there's no future for him in many places now. Poor judgement and stupidity do not look good in your Vita.
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This is not the Headline the LGBQT community needs. Do you think Mayor Pete is saying "wow, that's interesting," or do you think waste a lot of his time on Damage Control, all the time muttering under his breath, "what the fuck have these idiots done?" If it weren't for the missing Russian folder, the smear campaign from this video would set us back decades.
ReplyDeleteTrue.
DeleteVery bad timing. That's why the Right is trying to exploit it. But you know conservatives always obsess about how Pete is fucking Chasten, right? Conservatives hate gay people no matter what.
The thing is that there's so much shit going on right now that this sex scandal seems like a blip in a chaos of fuckery.
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HuntleyBiGuy:
ReplyDeleteNow he’s not the first person to have sex in the Capitol. I’m sure he’s not even the first gay person to have sex there. However, the exact location and the video record shows extremely bad judgment. Yes, this is what the “kids” do, and it’s expected of the repugs to do something like this. Unfortunately the Dems are held to a higher level of scrutiny, and immediate action was taken on the matter. Had it been a repug, they would shrug and do their ever famous “what about…?” and deflect, deflect, deflect.
What they cannot deflect from is the missing intel. That is what should be dominating the headlines, not some salacious tryst.
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Yep....and it doesn't help the dumb shit had his picture taken with Biden! The GOP doesn't need any ammunition...your right Huntley... Dems need to cross every T and dot every i.
DeleteTrue.
DeleteProbably many have. Not many filmed it and then distributed it in a 'close chat group' in DC. Stupid is as stupid does. But you are right: Dems are held to a higher standard (because they have it??): he was fired as soon as this became known.
But that missing intel!!! Vlad has Cheeto by the balls. Russian asset through and through.
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Yet again....the binder and Trump's connection to Putin. AND YET we STILL are farting around with him. This alone should be enough to put this fat son of a bitch in jail. I'm SOOOOOO TIRED of this shit. A mile long list of offenses....and he can still run for President?!?!??! Something is seriously wrong with this country and DC. He should have been jailed ages ago.
ReplyDeleteAnd the senate aid?!?!?! What a simple dumb shit. And how many times do we think Graham and Jordon choked the chicken watching??????
Big says,
DeleteOh, you KNOW that Jordan spent the entire rest of the day jerking off to that video. He's been known to like to watch that kind of thing. Lindseybelle probably only once.
Of course Cheeto is connected to Vlad.
DeleteVlad has dirt on him. And why does Twitler get away with so much shit? The American justice system: he's rich and can delay, deflect and deny much more than a poor person can. And people have run for president from JAIL before, so there's that.
The senate aid really is a basic dumb bitch. Ugh.
@Big: LMAOOO Oh, yes, Gym and Mike were glued to that video for sure. Lindsay probably saved it to her phone.
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Huh. Surely there were security cameras in that Senate chambers. What? The security guards monitoring it just watched and let 'em finish? OMWORD. I want pics and to see the film and I want pics of the top. Now I gotta google all this. Like I had anything else planned today. :P As for the Russian stuff going missing ... duh. Like, no on is surprised... but will Biden bring it up at the debates? No. So... it's mute. All anyone will want to know is... WHO IS THE DAMN TOP???
ReplyDeleteMy question, too?
DeleteAnd I think there was some kind of shenanigans going on. I'm sure somebody else also watched this. And there's full four minute videos online. The top is a tall German glass of water. Handsome and hung. You know that twink was salivating at the prospect.
And I know Uncle Joe will bring fire to the debates. Remember when he told Cheeto to shut the fuck up?
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HuntleyBiGuy:
DeleteThere may not be surveillance cameras in conference rooms. If sensitive material is being discussed in closed session, they don’t want that being seen outside of the members.
This time, I fear that even Russian help will be useless. I'm afraid that T. will win rather easily!
ReplyDeleteI too am extremely worried and have annoying feeling in the pit of my stomach that this is not going to go good. And if he wins Xersex, make room for me in your home cuz I'm leaving here I'm moving in with you! I swear I'll make it worth your while, l MAO
DeleteOh, his fans are loud, but they're a minority.
DeleteIt's the rest of the stupid American public what worries me. Very apathetic and very detached from reality. They only care about THEIR own problems.
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the question, however, is: would Repugs really be able to solve their problems?
DeleteOh, they won't.
DeleteThey don't govern. They don't create policy. They only want money to fill their pockets while they're in office and want to fuck shit up for the Democrats to clean up.
They are also petty and petulant.
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