Oh, a review??

 

Ok, let's talk about porn. Or more accurately, about who seems to be worth ogling according to some gay men. According to @str8upgayporn these are the top ten porn stars of 2023:

10. Malik Delgaty.

This is a very attractive man. The body is banging. The face is handsome. The dick is big. And he does nothing for me? As in, he looks fantastic in photos but you put him in front of a camera, and there's.. nothing? Oh, he does bang whomever he's fucking into next week (he favors that jackhammer move so favored in porn but so despised in real life by some bottoms) but there's no... fire? He even tried bottoming (my guess is that he's gay for pay) but the results seem to be the same. Nevertheless, it seems the gays love him. Beats me. But I have never really trusted gay men to make wise decisions when young, hung and full of cum comes into view, natch.

9. Sean Xavier.

I've always said that you do need a certain Je ne sais quoi to make it in porn. And I think Mr. Xavier has it. I think it's an attitude, or the way you move your body (he's got a nice body) or how you interact with other porn stars. But he's got it. BTW, I like his 'amateur' porn better than his studio output, but he's quite impressive in both. It seems to me that he likes sex very much and that shows, which is what makes him so good in my eyes... Also, he's SEXY.

8. Beau Butler.

Mr. Butler is the kind of versatile performer you can enjoy either when pitching or when catching. When he tops I think he does it well, and when he bottoms, he's a little pig. I approve. He's also very much a porn studio model (which kind of says something about him) but his JFF or OF (I think he's got both?) are where the goodies are. I'm also kinda biased because I like them beefy, so there's that.

7. Jim Durden

I had to look Mr. Durden up, because I'm not very with it with studio porn. Apparently, he's one of those beautiful Bel Ami models (and does work with other studios, though) but I had no idea who he was until literally today. I do enjoy Bel Ami, don't get me wrong, but the models all look the same to me (like the same twentysomething with a big dick and a nice body) after one viewing. Good for an amuse-bouche, though.

6. Colby Chambers

Mr. Chambers (and his husband, Mickey Knox) is one of my fav porn actors. His scenes are slightly chaotic and very hot. He has one one where he's fucking Mickey in a treadmill (??) and you have to see it to believe it. His videos look to me like when gay men actually fuck, treadmill notwhistanding. He also seems to specialize on creampies and I'm here for it. He's also got that guy-next-door appeal that many porn actors kind of lose after years in the gym and some chemical enhancement... 

5. Joey Mills

I had to look up Mr. Mills, too. Apparently, he's a very sought-after performer and is fire in bed. Twinks are indeed a thing, you know? I am not too up to date with the twinkverse, so I had not seen a lot of him in the tubes.  I may have to look for some of that older/younger niche that seems to be so popular. It seems that he's a vers performer though, which I think it's a good investment for when he crosses over to Twunkland, which will happen sooner rather than later. 

4. Lane Colten

So THAT's who Mr. Colten is! I have seen the face (and the body) around but did not know the name. It's hard, you know, people seldom tag the actors in those videos. Sloppy. And not in the good way. It looks like he's a ton of fun, though. He's very vers and fire in bed. It's very interesting seeing these boy-next-door types fucking their way around the internet. Very relatable.

3. Damian

Again, I had no idea who this was, but he's very beautiful. That body! That face! That dick! And it seems that the gays think the same. After all, he's number three in this list. He works for Falcon and Corbin Fisher, and he's VERY popular. And you can see why.

2. Barron

Another one of those one-name-beauties. I had no idea who he was. He's attractive (and the gays noticed) and obviously very popular. According to the Corbin Fisher website, he's probably Bi, in his early twenties and six feet tall. Yes, I can see that.

1. Ryheim Shabazz

Mr. Shabazz is certainly leaving a mark in porn. He's not only popular on Twitter ( I refuse to call it X, xitter) but apparently with the gays in this website. And I kind of agree. Even though he still does studio porn, he's gone his own way and created his own company and has put out some very hot porn. His work usually includes some of the most diverse casts you can find in porn and he's proven to be very versatile. Very hot.

And that's it. I think I need to expand my porn knowledge. Some of these porn stars I had never even heard mentioned (or seen how talented they are), so I'm going to need some kind of sabbatical to *ahem* expand my knowledge. For science, you know...

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