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@jasmine4us had the absolute best clapback for large Marge I’ve ever heard. Marge commented on Jasmine Crockett's eyelashes (!!) on the floor, and Jasmine had the perfect response: she asked if it was possible to talk about someone's Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body and if it could stay in the record. And she didn't even have to mention Large Marge. Talk about the perfect synecdoche. And then the weekend started.


@joemygod graph @mattflammable

Tik Tok was on fire with Marge's qualities. It's what she deserves.


And then it started trending on Twitter and the internet laughed at Marge. Oh, Marge. AOC told you not to play, baby girl... and you didn't pay attention. Jasmine read you for filth and you deserved it. Marge is the perfect example of gerrymandering: only the worst Repugs will go on to Washington.





Even Huntley and I got in on the shenanigans. I remembered we shared the above image of Marge Three Toes and cackled. Well deserved, I say. Marge is an ignorant bully (remember when she hackled Uncle Joe?) and she's committed the capital sin of being ugly inside and out. The internet was dragging her and I enjoyed every tweet, every tiktok, every little piece of scorn thrown her way. Because I'm petty.

XOXO

P.S. And the floor was, at the time of the kerkfulfe, a micro cosmos of what's America today. The Black woman was told to calm down. Didn’t Socrates say something along the lines of using slander when the argument is lost?





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  1. Big says,
    Part of me thought it's a shame Crockett went there because I would like to see this chamber return to some decorum. A very small part though, because those lashes are a cultural thing and Moscow Marge needs to STFU. Georgia needs to get rid of this POS. XOXO

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    1. Oh, I'm glad Crockett went there.
      And she did it in the best way possible: by asking a question and not even addressing Large Marge. Georgia may not be able to get rid of that See You Next Tuesday because her district is gerrymandered to death.

      XOXO

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  2. Keep in mind that those white people in Georgia who voted her into office are of a similar mind. This is how they define special.

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    1. Absolutely.
      And that's the most scary part. They've made it possible for that joke of a person to be a congresswoman who cannot be voted out.

      XOXO

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  3. While I was cheering and hooting at the whole scene and love and adore Jasmine Crockett..the whole thing was rather embarrassing. Is this how low we have sunk in the US politics??? Friends from abroad were texting and emailing and asked what in hell is going on in the US???? Then I heard about it. It was funny and painful at the same time...and worst yet was dip shit Comer...who had no control over the committee. The US House is a fucking joke. Had I been in control they all would have been excused that night.

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    1. Ps...I did however put Big Bitch Body as my in three words this weekend. Some good adjectives summed her up.

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    2. Oh, US politics went to hell the second Grifter Hitler came down that escalator, Mads. There's been degradation and fuckery going on ever since.
      Comer had no idea of what was going on because he's dumb as a box of nails and just another figurehead.
      And I saw that Large Marge was your 'three words'. LOL Well played!

      XOXO

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  4. Anonymous5/20/2024

    HuntleyBiGuy:
    I think the best, though most subtle reaction was from Rep. Jamie Raskin, who, when Rep. Crockett let loose the B6, gave the slightest smile, before regaining his composure. I think the Dems have had their fill of the repugs walking all over them and trying to take the high road. Giving it back to them, now and then, is warranted, IMHO.

    XOXO 👨🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏽

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    1. Oh, Rasikin got it immediately. He's super sharp.
      And super polite, too. The tiny smile spoke volumes. Comer was all 'say what now?', cause he's a dum MoFo.
      I would be fed up, too. The MAGAts are fucking annoying.

      XOXO

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  5. I don't like to see Congress denigrate itself like that--I think Michelle Obama, and when they go low, we go high.
    But, Large Marge, this IS not a schoolground and so if you cannot make you point with talking personal smack on someone kindly shut the fuck up you illiterate adulterous fuckmonkey.

    Ohhh, I feel better.
    xoxo

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    1. Large Marge broke the rules.
      She knew what she was doing. She thinks she's untouchable because her Georgia seat is safe. And I love 'Illiterate adulterous fuckmonkey'!

      LOL

      XOXO

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  6. Only Georgia... only Georgia. Hard to believe Atlanta is in Georgia. MGT needs to be returned to the trailer court she came from.

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    1. Yep.
      Marge Three Toes' district is gerrymandered in her favor, so there's that. Also, her constituents are probably just like her.
      And I think a trailer court would be too classy for her...

      XOXO

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    2. Big says,
      Her district is very gerrymandered. So much for "kind and genteel" south. I wonder how those people can stand the reputation she's given them: A bunch of people who are as dumb as a pile of dogshit.
      xoxo

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