Oh, getting ready?

I have discovered those little under-eye patches thanks to my gurls and I swear by them. They make me look (and feel, by default) alert and fresh. And sadly, I have not done a 'dressing up' routine in forever. Last time I dedicated time to 'getting ready' was for a wedding I went to in February in Florida. I even got a little bit of make up applied courtesy of the Wyphe's girlfriend. It felt fantastic.

I think that more men should dedicate sometime to themselves when it comes to grooming. It is so fucking rewarding! I know there's a whole swath of the male population that's wham-bam-shave-me-man and that's it. Yeah, you know who you are. You (hopefully) slap some shaving cream before doing the deed and some after shave when you're done. Right?

I gave Huntley once a shaving kit (brush, razor, stand, the works!) and he seemed to enjoy it (he keeps that delicious mustache ready for action) and he gave me a limited edition Harry's shaving kit that was totally awesome. I wish more men would get into the idea that dedicating time to themselves is GOOD. It's not about wasting time, it's about investing some time in yourself.

Also, I went to see Gladiator this past weekend, because of course I wanted to go see men in short skirts and sandals covered in sweat and crawling around shirtless in the Coliseum's sand. And you already know Paul Mescal makes me wanna go unf! So there's that. That man could get it. For real. I would even disregard the fact that he's straight and let him hit it. We all know he would not be the first straight man to make me go astray.... 

XOXO

P.S. for those really opposed to ‘buying stupid stuff’ you can literally buy a foolproof selection of grooming products conveniently pre-packaged for the man with no time for fuckery. Just drop by your  closest Target/Sephora/Ulta and you’ll find it in the men’s section right next to your beloved Old Spice… Don’t say I can’t be helpful.