Oh, ballsy…!
Damn tootin’ I had no idea. Now bend me over and spank me silly.
Well, I did know about the body's cooling system (and Big has the #BuddyBallCheck), but about the comparison with other primates? Fascinating. And the showier badges of status? No idea that they would help get you get laid, huh? Also, my penchant for deep voices (Orville!) and facial hair (mustaches!) kinda gets an explanation but they do not correlate … or do they?
Also, mating exclusively and being a bed hopping manwhore may be influenced by your size. Who knew?
Science, babes.
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HuntleyBiGuy:
ReplyDeleteThis was a fascinating episode. So this tracks for the orange one. Big and showy, small manhood.
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DeleteLMAOOO
DeleteOMG yes. The toadstool!
Told you: correlation.
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Oh dear god, do I have dolphin balls??? No wonder I can't find pants that fit!!
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Well, Bob.
DeleteSome had to carry that... cross???
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Oh dear, I guess I would not make a good father. All I know is mine tend to be larger and my ex used to call them his stress balls. He would roll them around tonight between his fingers and he said it relaxed him. Meanwhile it did anything but relax me. He usually would end up getting it in the end.
ReplyDeleteScience never ceases to surprise — who knew badge size and a cooling system could connect so many dots?
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DeleteScience!! Yes, the dots have been connected, Mr. Shife.
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Big says,
ReplyDeleteThanks for the shout-out!
Can't say I learned anything too new.... but, it was a fun watch, anyway. Mine are "very small" according to the urologist. Well, duh..... Mumps will do that. Scarlet Fever, too. At least my dick is a decent size. LOL. But, the bigger the bulge the more advantage those dudes get in all walks of life.
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OMG Mumps??
DeleteAnd yes, the bulge does help. I've known men who do saline. No, I'm not describing it here. Yes, you can google it.
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Big says,
DeleteNo need to google that --- You known men who do it??? OMG. That's desperate.
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