Oh, a Docu-Bribe ... ?
Ha!
I don’t even have to type anything here:
That’s all.
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P. S. I wish I knew where those reviews came from, but not even a back search worked. I’d love to give them credit and Venmo them money for a cocktail.
P.P.S. I'd suggest instead you stream @michelleobama's Becoming (again)....
Imagine if we all bring that documentary to the Netflix top ten? While Melanoma's steaming pile of shit makes a pittance? Be best.
The Melania movie is God's gift to meme makers!
ReplyDeleteIt's bad for her.
DeleteIt's good for satire.
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HuntleyBiGuy:
ReplyDeleteI don’t think Siskel and Ebert would have even given it a foot note. Pure, unadulterated trash.
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And it's soulless trash.
DeleteJust like her.
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Big says,
ReplyDeleteI can only thank those folks for braving the thing so ***I*** didn't have to. And, Cankles claimed it grossed $75M on it's opening day. On ****worldwide release****!!!! He thought that was tops! LOLOLOLOLOL.
I heard the movie has done 40 million in total as far.. (too much for my liking, but some people only have taste in their mouth) making it the third or fourth highest grossing docu film. Nothing has come near Fahrenheit 11/9 yet.
DeleteThe documentary made $7 million. It costed $75 million with $29 million going to the whore and $35 million going to promotion. They're spinning as a 'non-concert' documentary to say it's a high grossing film.
DeleteIt's all lies, of course. It is a failure. Even with them buying tickets in bulk...
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Big says,
DeleteAnd what kind of fuckery is going on over on Netflix? Michelle Obama's "Becoming" was #1 in docs, so they moved it to the Kids list!?!?!? Saw it with my own eyes. Just...WTF.
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The last hooker movie I liked was Pretty Woman.
ReplyDeleteOMG same!
DeleteThat was a hooker with a heart of gold. This one is about a gold digging hooker with no hart. Or morals, Or a sense of decency.
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Melania, un film de corruption.
ReplyDeleteQuelle contraste saisissant entre la charmante première dame Michelle et cette opportuniste de Melania.
-Beau Mec à Deauville 🇫🇷
Absolutely correct, Beau Mec.
DeleteThe contrast is literally day and night. I just watched Michelle's documentary of the second time and it was as charming and fascinating as the first time around.
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That piece of trash (the movie and Melania) is going to get so much comic attention (unfortunately, while she gets her millions).
ReplyDeleteOh, it was MADE to give her $29 million dollars.
DeleteThat's why they're saying she's such a good 'businesswoman'. But you know, once a whore, always a whore.
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And those bastards at Amazon spent 35 million into the making of it and another 40 million in marketing the movie. Can you tell they just love kissing the ass of the White House and it's ring?!?!? Another reason I will never buy or service a service from those evil bastards. And to mention the director you made the film is a trump loving conservative asshole. A whole docu on Melanie??? She is about as exciting as watching paint dry.
ReplyDeleteOh yes.
DeleteBut Bezos got multi billion contracts following his 'conversations' with Cankles. It's all very corrupt, very monetized, very soulless, just like the people involved.
And yes, the director, Brett Ratner, has been accused of sexual assault by several women and was an Epstein island regular. Go figure.
And watching paint dry at least gives you a pretty room....
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That movie is an embarrassment to the US. Melania goes hand in hand with the orange babbling baboon, unfit for the title of President just as she is unfit for the title of First Lady. Such a disgrace.
ReplyDeleteThat movie is payola.
ReplyDeleteIt's a bribe Bezos is paying Cankles in exchange for very lucrative contracts with the government. He's getting millions. A few millions spent on this abomination is nothing to the richest man on earth.
It is a disgrace.
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