Oh, Jam the Bear...?
Ok, so here's the thing: The usual gay menagerie descriptors lose me because those categories kind of do not make sense to me. Especially because I think that endomorphs are most men over forty. Our bodies are going to tend to change with time, you know? You do have to try really hard to stay in the ectomorph category once you leave your thirties (sometimes even before that). Very few of the men I know or see every day have a six-pack, spend their days at the gym after devouring five pounds of protein while trying on designer clothes in Ibiza year round. That's Instagram. Many of the men I actually know and see every day kind of look like Jam. Well, if a man looked like Jam and were a 250lb slut dad with a fat dick, I'd probably marry him. So yeah, the whole 'bear' thing is kind of off for me because I usually like men with some body hair (the prepubescent look is a no-no and a very bright red flag) and with some meat on their bones. The 0% body fat trend is just...
