Sanctimonious

The new -ever so young- christian soldiers ask themselves these questions and populate the hip sanctuaries of Facebook and MySpace, always wanting to recruit.... and bully... sanctimoniously and inexorably.

Why do we sleep in church ? (nothing new to hear?)
Why is it so hard to talk about God? (dogma is always present?)
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine? (because they ARE boring?)
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly facebook message? (because they're pushy and cloying?)
Why are churches getting smaller? (what about the raise of the megachurches?)

Then they taunt (the new muscular approach, favored by the Narnia -the movie- generation)
: .... Think about it...are you going to repost this or ignore it because you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you.

Of course God is always watching. That's the best part. God keeps score of EVERYBODY. That's why Hell is OTHER PEOPLE!