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... And that is bad? Didn't think so...

Cocksucker... chupapollas...
Always brandished as an insult. Not for me, though. Why would something so enjoyable be a motive for offense?
Luckily, it's not an insult either for r Margaret or for Jay.
Enjoy! :-)

In case you didn't get the gist of it, here are the lyrics:
"relax your necks"
a work in progress
by jay brannan & margaret cho

the sun's beating down on my back
i got me a big burlap sack
i'm smilin' cuz it's harvest time
out to the fields to get what's mine

i got your balls in my hand
i'm the queen of this fertile land
you think it's your dick but please understand
your whole package is under my command

to be adept at oral sex
you need to lose your gag reflex
if dick was poor, you could be the projects
if you relax your necks

maybe you've heard that i have class
but i'll stick my finger up your ass
let's go over what you ate
be sure there's no horses at the gate

never met a dick i couldn't milk
my esophagus is lined with silk
i'm a hooker of a different ilk
drinking every drop you ever spilt


come children gather around
to pain and suffering no longer be bound
go forth and gather dick by the pound
and bring me all the love that you found


(c) 2008 jay brannan & margaret cho

And this post links very nicely with THIS post by Homosapiensis... Queer defiance rules.


  1. Llevo como veite veces seguidas de verlo... no he parado de reírme. ¡Amo a Margaret Cho!

  2. jajaja.. muy cachonda no?¿?... jejeje... muy bueno, es cierto, se usan despectivamente terminos que ya no tienen ningun sentido insultivo, tal vez quienes lo usan lo hacen deseando en el inconciente serlo... en fin... Muchas garcias por tu link my amigote!!!.. que siga la diversióoonnnn!. Un muy fuerte abrazote


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