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I think you've heard of the sudden liking that Jerry Falwell Jr. (I just threw up in my mouth a little) took to Cheeto and how Scamvangelists of all stripes have embraced the Orange One. Well, there's also that little detail that xtianists usually have no moral compass, but that's another post.
Here I am talking about the link between Falwell Jr. and Cheeto: Michael Cohen. Yep, the same Michael Cohen who was found guilty of shenanigans while Mueller was kneecapping most of Twitler's entourage. Sam Bee does a hilarious takedown of the whole debacle but here's the gist:
Apparently, Jerry Falwell Jr. AND his wife took a liking to a certain pool boy and just like that, invited him in their jet and then 'helped' him. They helped him so much that they loaned him plenty Benjamins so he could start a business (we're talking much more than pocket change here). Michael Cohen enters when allegedly some pictures (there's always pics or it didn't happen) of Mrs. Falwell in compromised situations exchanged hands. And then shit hit the fan.
Long story short, Michael Cohen talked to Tom Arnold (you wanted bizarre, you've got it) and told him that yes, there were pics and that they were not of Jerry. Apparently the were of Mrs. Falwell. And from then on shit just hit the fan. On and Jerry also got sued. So good.
Please, stop and think about the fact that Falwell is in his fifties and the pool boy in his early twenties, so yeah. It was definitely sexual. There is no way this was some kind of paternal deal. This was more Family Dick than Zachariah and John. Kinky Scamvangelists are not unheard of, after all. Religion seems to teem with them.
So my guesses are:
One, the pool boy fucked Jerry and the wife watched. (my fav)
Two, the pool boy fucked the wife and Jerry watched and took pics.
Three, the pool boy fucked both Jerry and the wife in a heated threesome.
Four, Jerry fucked the pool boy while the wife watched and took pics. (kinky!)
Five, Jerry fucked his wife and the pool boy and took pics of them getting pressed.
In any case, it's juicy and I think it has not received enough attention, but if you google 'Jerry Falwell Jr. and... the auto fill in google immediate adds: 'pool boy'. Yep, it's that easy. And I absolutely believe that it is sexual.
So what do you think happened? Have you heard of this? Did this post make you google Jerry and the Pool Boy? Hope it did.