Like Butter
No, it’s not about Marlon Brando and that Last Tango in Paris scene. Oh, did nostalgia just hit you?
All in all, I think that lube is is a fundamental part of (gay) sex. Whether you are topping, bottoming or just rubbing one out (for your health, you know), lube always comes handy. I think lube is kind of one of those cinderella products that many people take for granted. How many times have you gotten a free sample during Pride? How many times have you passed the drugstore aisle and not given it a second look? And then you've realized you needed it.
I think I have always been a friend of lube. The first man who suggested we used it also did it in such a sexy way that it's been forever set in my mind as something extremely hot. That was a good start. Oh, I know guys use all kinds of things as lube when they're jerking off: Vaseline, Corn Huskers lotion (I have a story about this one, natch!) and so on and so forth. But nothing beats a good lube. Nothing.
It also helps tons during sex, especially if it's been awhile since you've had an oil change. Yep. It's trial and error. And some lubes are not good with condoms (or sheets) but hey. You gotta keep trying. In the name of research, I suggest you try them all. Yeah, saliva is ok, but keeping some lube in the night table always comes handy. Yes, I'm talking from experience, Steven.
So, what's your fav?
XOXO
I think we need a video of you demonstrating chrunning the butter....you know to prove your point. I myself use coconut oil for all your above points. Oh my!
ReplyDeleteI second the request for a demo video! 🖐🏻
DeleteHAHAHA oh Maddie.
DeleteI don't think that'll happen. And coconut oil, eh? I am going to have to try that one. I don't promise a video, but if I find someone willing to be in the control group, I'll do it for science.
XOXO
Just yesterday I was watching to this video (here) about douching or not about anal sex. To tell my personal experience, I don't need any loube, because - I know i'm soooo strange - I don't like anal sex. I love oral sex from sweet kisses to swallowing cum, but for me and my body, ass has a single function.
ReplyDeleteOhhh Davey is good about sex advice!
DeleteAnd you're not strange. Liking having our dicks sucked by another man does not mean we're strange. It means we're gay.
I know some men who only like sucking dick. THAT is sex for them. I should put you in touch. Match made in heaven.
XOXO
Xersex...not weird at all. I too don't like anal sex and prefer not to do it. I have, but don't like it. Most guys that meet me assume with my ass, I'm the bottom and want to fuck. Not the case. Id rather do the sucking and the fucking. But cards on the table, I enjoy the sucking and foreplay a hell of a lot more.
DeleteI'm one of the reasons Crisco made larger cans back in the day.
ReplyDeleteBwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha....Jimmy...
DeleteI needed a good gut buster this week and you delivered!!!!!
I think Jimmy deserves some sort of gay award for this joke!
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DeleteSteven, What joke? Crisco is the best thing since sliced bread. Ask Minnie!
DeleteHaha
DeleteOhh the good all days... I have seen porn where the Crisco can is right there in the frame. Shortening... the OTHER lube.
XOXO
And for the circumcised community it really comes in handy. For years as an innocent youth it was just me and Mr. Right (hand). And if you do it enough, I’m told, you could get rather sore down there.
ReplyDeleteWith age comes wisdom.
XOXO 👨❤️💋👨
And I like the next to last one in the cowboy hat 🤠. He has some cute freckles on his nose. Though the ginger. Gets it going too.
DeleteHaha bae, you've never been innocent.
DeleteAnd I'm partial to the first one. It should be the proximity to the sea...
XOXO
What? Now what did I do??? I feel picked on! Hahaha! Well as mostly a top, lube is my friend. I carry a tube with me at all time o K,Y wouldn't I, lol. I hate the feeling and smell to be honest, especially on my hands. I've always dry masturbated, it feels more intense that way for me. However trying to fit the train into the narrow tunnel needs lube so as not to snap the engine. When in a monogamous long term relationship, Vaseline is awesome when barebacking your partner. Smooth like velvet.
ReplyDeleteA Top????????? Bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Your legs have been in the air more than Baryshnikov.
DeleteBrutal, Jimmy, brutal. But damn funny 😂
DeleteLOL that happens for badmouthing Ikea.
DeleteAnd KY is actually good. I don't really like the liquid one (even though they say it's 'warming') but the garden variety of KY comes handy when the train comes tooting.
Ohhh Vaseline. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Jimmy......!!!
XOXO
Huntley, it was all meant in humor.
DeleteThat second video really churned my butter
ReplyDeleteYes!
DeleteWell, who can say no to a redhead with some fuzz?
I can't. That's for sure.
XOXO
I have to tell you, I watched the original... Brando was old and fat... these were soooooo much better.
ReplyDeleteLMAOOO
DeleteI agree with you! Brando was soft around the edges when he got it on with Maria but he was still Brando...
And these do deliver a punch. Or is it a fist?
XOXO
this old girl is dried out, but lube helps her lil dildo buddy slide right in.
ReplyDeleteGurrll...
DeleteLube can also be a girl's best friend.
XOXO
Oh damn, I don't mind this boy butter video you shared... Or the rest. About lubes, you said practically everything. Should have it. Mine is standing still though, for quite a while. Even thought of giving it to someone because of the expiry date. Kinda embarassing but hey, that's the situation I'm in right now. My decision. Standin' strong! ^.^
ReplyDeleteHaha
DeleteDoes lube have an expiration date? Really? I have never really read the bottle that carefully. I only make sure it's water soluble...
And there's no shame in that lube standing still. It is what it is.
XOXO
I used a brand that went out of business. It was truly fantastic. During Tantric Massage group, I was introduced to coconut oil.... Yep. That's the stuff.
ReplyDeleteAnd, you're correct 100% - lube should be in every man's nightstand toolbox. xoxo