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Update, Aug. 25: According to an interview with ABC News late Monday, Falwell says he has tendered his letter of resignation as president of Liberty University.
Earlier:
Although other news outlets have reported that Jerry Falwell Jr. has agreed to resign as president and chancellor of Liberty University, Falwell said in an interview Monday evening with Virginia Business that such reports are “completely false.”

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Oh, honey. Didn't I tell you it was gonna get juicy? Well, it did. And it has apparently costed dear Jerry Jr. his cushy post at Liberty University (where they don't let you hug for more than three seconds, for real!). The hypocrisy is blinding and I'm I'm here for the fall-down, drag-out screaming developments.

Dear Jerry Jr. has been a staple in religious circles since his bloated father passed away. And he's done some shady shit that never got him into hot water. Until now.

  • He posted a bizarre picture on Instagram with his arm around another woman, both of them with their bellies hanging out and their flies unzipped, while he held a drink (“black water,” he said).
  • He publicly “liked” photos of younger women in not-so-Christian poses.
  • He made a racist tweet in response to the governor of Virginia mandating face masks in public spaces.
  • He targeted reporters who were doing their job.
  • He inadvertently pushed Black athletes to transfer out of Liberty.
  • He called a parent “dummy” just because he asked why Liberty was reopening during the COVID crisis, an action that could put his children (who attend the school) in danger.
  • He lied about the origin of coronavirus.
  • He gave a sweet land deal to his personal trainer — which raises even more questions now about what relationship he and Becki had with that man.
  • He censored the school’s own journalists.


FRIENDLYATHEIST



But I'm not here to kink shade Jerry Jr. and his wife. I'm here for the hypocrisy:



It was going to come out and now it's all out there, in all its glorious, tawdry, hypocritical glory. So for years (YEARS!) Jerry Jr. jacked off in the corner while the very handsome pool boy banged his wife. No homo, amiright? But hey, to each their kink. I would not shame him if he were into shrimping or fisting. It's all good fun. What gets to me is the mentality that religulous people think they have the right to direct other people's lives and ruin them, while not living by the rules they apply to others. I can't take that.

I feel no pity for Jerry or for his wife (who was part of Cheeto's army of hypocrites). They both collaborated with IMPOTUS to spread lies and make people's lives a living hell.



And they both sold their soul to a corrupt, power hungry man-child with thin skin to keep their kinky sex life under wraps.



So, it's not that they were kinky what I'm celebrating here. It's that they were hypocritical, greedy, vindictive, scheming, lying pieces of shit who sold their souls for money and influence to the highest bidder to keep fucking a juicy piece of meat.

So here's for the pool boy and his perfect revenge.



Cheers!

XOXO

P.S. I can just imagine what Ted Haggard is saying right now....

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  1. As you said, it’s all hypocrisy. They roll out their holier than thou attitude and hold out their hands for your offerings. Then they use the money on “worthy” causes like yachts, planes and pool boys.

    Hopefully this is just the first domino to fall. Order a truck full of popcorn, babe. This could get juicy.

    XOXO 馃懆‍❤️‍馃拫‍馃懆

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    1. Well, we all know it's about the money and the power, not the scripture. The scripture is used when it is convenient to quote something to oppress others.
      And it's getting juicier and juicer as more things come out. We're gonna run out of popcorn.

      XOXO

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  2. Jesus wept.
    So let's count 'em...Jim Baker, Ted Haggard, Fred Phelps, Jimmy Swaggart, Joshua Duggar, and Tammy Faye...oh darling, the list goes on and on and on. Hypocrisy and self-righteousness knows no end. How the mighty keep falling, and how the sheep keep drifting to new con men and women to the biggest farce on Earth. There's a lesson in all this, but I think they keep missing it – or ignoring it.

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    1. Oh, there's a whole crowd of hypocritical snake oil peddlers who have profited from religion. Tale as old as time.
      And yes, there's a lesson but some people just don't want to see it. They need the comfort of their mythology and the people that provides it. They forget greed and lust are not easily controlled.

      XOXO

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  3. my question - who would want to fuck either junior OR the missus? both are no prizes in the looks department. religion is a cult; best to be avoided.

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    1. Hahaha Oh, Anne Marie with the tea.
      It was money, of course. And you know that people will do most anything for money and power...

      XOXO

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  4. This is nothing new. Sex was rampant at Black Mountain NC ( home of Billy and Franklin Graham) with married Baptist Evangenital preachers. I have first hand knowledge.

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    1. Ohhh Jimmy you should spill the tea on that one.
      And you know that the more repressive the cult, the kinkier and hornier the members...

      XOXO

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  5. You can fuck who you wanna fuck, and you can watch someone get fucked while you choke your chicken, I don't care.
    But when you hold yourself up to a higher stand and talk abut adultery and homosexuality being sins, you get what's coming.
    I think we'll learn that Jerry did more than watch.

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    1. Oh, absolutely.
      IDGAF about their kink. More power to them. The fact that he repressed so many people from doing much lesser things is what irks me. And you know they've emphasized the 'he was just looking' many, many times. I've taken a look at the pool boy (and at the gym instructor) and we may learn that Jerry was into much more than just watching...

      XOXO

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  6. Exactly. Nobody would much care what they got up to sexually if they hadn't made a career of attacking other people for what they got up to sexually.

    At least this was a little different. The endless parade of anti-gay fundies turning out to be secretly gay was getting almost monotonous.

    But in the end it's the same thing -- a Christian in a glass house throwing stones, now left with nothing to show for it but a pile of busted shards where his credibility used to be.

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    1. It's simple and yet people do not understand it: we don't care about how they like their sex, we care about the hypocrisy.
      And as I was telling Bob, the men they seemed to prefer were always very attractive. I would not be surprised if Jerry liked more than just watch. But it's a good change of pace.

      XOXO

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    1. All. Of. Them.
      They only care about money and power. And sex.

      XOXO

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  8. Well, if the pool boy didn't fuck Jerry in the ass , he sure is now! I am doing a post for tomorrow on this exact subject! Clink clink. Great minds! Well... you have a great mind. Mine? More like swiss cheese these days.

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    1. Ha!
      The pool boy did come out swinging. And apparently there's a lot to swing around.
      And we are on the same wavelength? Again? Yay!

      XOXO

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  9. He was in it for the money all along... smart kid.

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    1. Well, he had what they wanted. They had what he needed.
      Match made in heaven...

      XOXO

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  10. Excellent post, Sixpence. I am with you, man, and so sick and tired of the hypocrisy. If you got a freak flag then fly it but don't be a douche canoe about it when others are living their best life.

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    1. Thnx Mr.Shife
      And it's the hypocrisy what bothers me, too! How can they think that they can get away with something like this? I guess power does make men (and women) blind.

      XOXO

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  11. I said it once, Ill say it again, Karma is a bitch and will be with them all shortly. And what's the allure with the pool boy anyhow? His taste must be in his mouth. But what cracks me up is that the sheep that follow these quacks never learn a lesson. Just like Conde say....look at the list......followers = fools.

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    1. Oh, and you know that Karma does come back and bites them in the ass. And the pool boy was a horny twenty year old who is not bad looking. Young, hung and full of cum, they say.
      And the sheeple will never understand. They'll be following the next con men in no time.

      XOXO

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  12. How did I not stop by yesterday??? WTF is wrong with me?

    The hypocrisy is rampant within religions. Especially when it comes tot he Evangelicals. Remember Newt Gingrich trying to get everyone to believe what a great Christian he was - - while he cheated on his wives?

    I personally don't give a shit who he and his wife fucked. Sex is not the issue...the bullshit is. XOXO

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  13. A peripheral issue, but I can't believe how the press keeps referring to this guy as Falwell's "business partner." He is a blackmailer who extorted $1.8 million dollars from Falwell, who readily paid to avoid exposure. Calling him a business partner is like a bar owner on the south side of Chicago calling Al Capone a business partner because he gave Capone a quarter of his profits so Capone would not firebomb his business.

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    1. I see what you say, but I think the Falwells actually went in business with him to justify their being together as much as they did for several years. But maybe by the time that Michael Cohen went in as a fixer, things were different...

      XOXO

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  14. The hypocrisy of the evangelical movement is just staggering. Do as I say, not as I do. I think modern Christians really need to reform their churches. Time to stop focusing on peoples sex lives and start preaching love, forgiveness, do unto others etc. I think people could really use something positive in their lives right now and if the evangelicals wish to stay relevant, they need a major overhaul. But for myself, they just make me want to gag.

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    1. Correct.
      It's the hypocrisy and the power grab. They want to control everybody's sex life while they fuck the pool boy and the children's classmates. I can't with that.
      Talibangelicals are scum.

      XOXO

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