oh, Beau...
Men like Beau Gunner are so secure in their masculinity that they basically don't give a fuck about anything that may be perceived as 'gay'. He even bills himself as "Recurring @officialdaveywavey personality". How's that for self-assurance? I think that's hot. I wish that when gay men say they go for 'straight' men they'd mean somebody like Beau. Because he seems like a bona fide Himbo. And we know rare are those to come by...
The main issue I have with self-hating, self-righteous masc4masc guys is that they usually mistake 'straight' with 'masculine' and that's not always the case. I know plenty of very straight men who would give Jack McFarland a run for his money. But I do understand that some gay men prefer emotionally-barren men who are unable to show affection and who, in a very twisted way fulfill their own internalized homophobia. But I'm not a psychologist, I just play one on Blogger.
Now, on to the (beautiful) subject at hand: Beau is trying sex toys aimed at the gay market. Let's see how that goes.
1. The Mansqueeze: that sounds like fun. I have not tried the fleshlight often, but the feeling is very nice. I know tons of men who swear by it. What called my attention is that what Davey said is true: many men would just not use it because it has a twink on the box. Beau is right on this one.
2. Male full body harness: oh, this is cool. I'd wear that. I'd wear that to go out if it didn't go all the way to my dick, to be honest. It doesn't turn me on, but if the man I'm with finds it hot, hey.
3.Mr. Switch. Ok, so this is kind of the 'Vers' version of a dildo? I'm intrigued. I guess that if you're horny you would not mind fucking or getting fucked by a literal body part, no?
4. Pleasure tape. Wait, what? I have never. The idea of a tape what would be strong enough to hold but not too sticky? Ooooh I would like to try this. Yeah, we can talk about that later.
5. Warming Thrusting Prostate Probe. Ok, so I may chicken out because this looks kind of imposing. But the movement may be interesting. Just look at Davey's reaction. Not to mention that it comes with a remote control. Better have a towel handy.
6. Reluxer: Ok, I know what it's for, but it's so fucking pretty! Also, the idea of a metal one is kind of intriguing. As Beau says, it may feel cold at the beginning, but I bet it warms up pretty quickly. And yes, that bottom part is where it's at. Also, cumming with this? Yes.
So, what do you think of Beau? What do you think of the toys? Do you like to have a friend over to play? Asking for a friend.
XOXO
Beau is an attractive personality making a lot of money by knowing exactly which buttons to push.
ReplyDeleteOh, absolutely.
DeleteHe is super charming and very attractive and is making the most off of it. Good for him!
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ReplyDeleteMost of those toys? I have never ever... or even heard of them. Wow. Talk about creative outlets. And you, my dear, hit the nail on the head quite succinctly when you say... "some gay men prefer emotionally-barren men who are unable to show affection and who, in a very twisted way fulfill their own internalized homophobia." It's taken me a long, long time... in fact, I finally got it due to a situation at the prairie this summer... to wrap my little gay head around this concept and realize it's not me... IT IS THEM. And that's the reason not all gay people are super nice, or friendly, or enjoy being part of the community. When they say... I'm not part of 'the scene', like we all sit around eating turds, what they are saying is... I am gay, but hate myself for it. Then, in order to feel better about themselves, not only do they make pronouncements about 'the scene' - they also feel they have the right to treat you like utter shit... because that is how they feel about themselves. Thanks for putting it so succinctly, dear. Kizzes.
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DeleteSame! I had to really pay attention to what they were doing because I have never heard of the thing. And you are right: it's not us, it's them. It's always been them. Internalized homophobia is a monster that eats them from the inside.
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Beau is so hot, but as for the toys, I had to Google some because I was like, Reluxer what?
ReplyDeleteOh, and to what Upton said: PREACH!
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DeleteTo tell you the truth, I have not seen some of those either. The whole video was a combo of eye candy and the realization that people are very inventive.
And Beau is delicious.
XOXO
I shouldn't comment when I'm not fully awake (reason for the deletion above). Beau has a little boy playful quality about him which I'm sure he can turn off and on for the right audience. But, I have known many "Lyles," ...the effeminate heterosexual.
ReplyDeleteWhat Upton said, BRAVO!
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DeleteOh, I feel you. I usually have to wait until I'm fully awake to do anything. And Beau is adorable and hot and of course he knows he is adorable and hot. It's part of the charm.
And I work with the gayest straight men you can find. Really.
XOXO
He's a great guy for being so game to try those things on camera. But, one very true statement was made: Pleasure has no sexual orientation. If it's pleasurable to you, go for it. XOXO
ReplyDeleteYes!
DeleteHe's probably good, game and giving, too. And pleasure is fantastic. Funny how some people have not realized that.
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After this update, I felt like a very old and very out of touch straight white man, Sixpence. But it is important to learn new things so thank you. Hope the week is going well.
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DeleteOh, Mr. Shife. One learns a new thing every day, no? I certainly did while watching that video, that's for sure.
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First off…Beau? Put a bow on him and send him over 😜. It makes him hotter that he tries most of these items. I think he would have really enjoyed the one Davey tried, opportunity missed. And the thing about the metal butt plug is that they are more sanitary since they are not porous…or so I’ve heard.
ReplyDeleteSomeone should schedule an Adam Male house party to sample the goods.
XOXO 👨🏼❤️💋👨🏽
Do I take that as your hosting handsome?
DeleteYay!
DeleteLet's have an Adam Male house party!
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I say we just all get together and have a Reluxer party?!?!
ReplyDeleteI love my fleshlight when my boys aren't around. Now, let's place bets how long till Beau does gay porn. I could lick and nibble his pecs and nipples all day.
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DeleteOh, you just know how THAT party would end.
And I know people who swear by the fleshlight. And Beau is absolutely delectable. Love his chest.
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