Let's talk about Madison

“The sexual perversion that goes on in Washington. I mean, being kind of a young guy in Washington, where the average age is probably 60 or 70 — [you] look at all these people, a lot of them that I’ve looked up to through my life, I’ve always paid attention to politics,” said Cawthorn, who was elected in 2020.

“Then all of a sudden you get invited: ‘We’re going to have a sexual get-together at one of our homes, you should come.’ ‘What did you just ask me to come to?’ And then you realize they’re asking you to come to an orgy,”

“And then you watch them do a bump of cocaine right in front of you. And it’s like, this is wild,” 

Madison Cawthorn in the Warrior Poet Society podcast.

Those were the words that brought Madison Cawthorn down. Not the allegations of sexual misconduct when he was in college. Not that he apparently lied about the accident that put him in that wheelchair. Not that he gushed about Hitler. Not that he brought weapons into planes. Not his overt racism. Not that he called the president of a country at war with Russia a thug. Not that he drove without a license. No that he seemed to misuse his campaign funds. None of those things were bad enough for the Repuglyclowns to even blink. 

But once Madison opened up about how the Repugs he knew in The Hill liked to fuck and do drugs his days in congress were counted. Not even Cheetolini's endorsement would save his smarmy ass. Once Cawthorn spoke, the GOP smear machine started moving and they attacked him where the GOP hurts: gay rumors. The stench of toxic masculinity and homophobia that emanates from the GOP is as strong as the one coming from your garden variety Masc 4 Masc fag on the apps. First, Madison photographed in women's undergarments started popping up in threads on Twitter. The stench of scandal was in the air. Then a video of him allegedly teabagging another man while naked in bed (while a third person filmed the whole thing) suddenly appeared from the ether. It was everywhere. And Cawthron was out:

Far-right Rep. Madison Cawthorn of North Carolina lost in the primary election on Tuesday, ending his re-election bid after an ugly (yet entertaining) race characterized by Republican infighting. North Carolina state Sen. Chuck Edwards won the election by a narrow margin, NBC News projected. Cawthorn called Edwards to concede the race, Cawthorn’s campaign spokesman told reporters.

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So the lesson is: you can be as corrupt as you can/want in the GOP but do NOT spread their secrets, because your days in Washington are numbered. But never fear for Madison Cawthorn. He was a 'motivational speaker' before the went to congress. the gigs will not dry out. Oh, and his last thing? Dark MAGA (which sounds like the description of a variant of the Bubonic Plague) which apparently is a thing. The GOP: the fuckery that keeps giving.

But both parties are the same, amiright? 

XOXO