Oh, Witchcraft ....??
We were all driving to go see a magician this past weekend (I don't do clubs on Saturday night anymore, babes) and the manfriend turned around out of nowhere and said: "I would not know how to date anybody nowadays". And we all had to kind of agree! The apps seem to have killed the ability gay men used to have to cruise, flirt and find another man in a crowded space and then proceed to ravish him. For real.
So what's left? Witchcraft. It's that or the Dark Place: Grindr. And here we have @connorpeters guiding us through that process (I think he needs spells to keep people AWAY though). Very witchy of him, right??
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P.S. In case you have some free time:
Hey, whatever works!
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOOO
DeleteDesperate times....
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That's how I got Carlos ... 😳
ReplyDeleteKidding. But I agree with Debra, couldn't hurt.
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HAHAHA
DeleteOh, Bob. We KNOW there's a lot more there than that. A LOT more....
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I don't know how talented a magician he is, but if you ever get the chance to become friends with one, do so. They are a riot!
ReplyDeleteOh, this one was super fun.
DeleteKinda attractive, too. In a very straight man kinda way. Very engaging. And the tricks?? There were some I could NOT explain!! Super fun.
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HuntleyBiGuy:
ReplyDeleteI say find him any “witch” way you can. 🤪
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LOL
DeleteOh, babes.So punny!!
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Big says,
ReplyDeleteI thought the men were called Warlocks. The Witch, the Warlock, and the Wizard walk into a gay bar....
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Oh, yes!
DeleteBut I think it depends on the magic (or magick) they use??? I know there's some kind of semantic division...
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Oh, magical thinking. Been there, done that... not to this extent... but I did believe in witches and such. I was in this cult - a theatre group and our lives and the theatre were run by this spirit named Raab who spoke through this 300 pound woman sitting at a typewriter. It took me two years to realize she was f*cking with us - she used to tell us who to sleep with. Anyhoo. No, babies... there is no magic anything. Trust me... I looked. Best thing you can do to find someone you click with is pursue a hobby (volley ball, hiking, open mic nights) and find someone you click with that way. It's slow and painful, but it works. This was fun. Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteWait, what????
DeleteAre you for real? The typewriter alone would draw me in.
And I think that slow and painful is SO much better than a takeout menu like Grindr...
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I would also have no idea on how to date anyone. It would be like releasing an animal raised by humans back into the wild.
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DeleteSame, Mr. Shife. Same. I think I'd do Meetup, that quaint set of groups of people who get together to read books, walks and stuff like that. I would absolutely stay away from Grindr. It worked once, but I know lighting does NOT strike twice in the same place.
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I've been known to cast spells, and make things disappear. Which is why none of my ex's have ever been seen from again? Bwahahahahahaha hhhhhha hahaha ha.
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