Oh, Mr. Tingle
CHUCKTINGLE
When I read the tweet about Chuck Tingle, I knew I had to post about it. Because why not? The Devil’s Butler is one of the most irritating side effects of the COVFEFE-19 presidency. A smug, holier-than-thou, sanctimonious self-appointed guardian of all things right wing in this presidency. An avatar for everything that is wrong with the Religious Right. And a liar. He lied about equipment needed by hospitals, he lied about the traveling from China the White House 'implemented', he lied about the WHO and China telling the truth about COVID-19 and when 45 knew. He lied about the timeline of Cheeto shutting down America and when he did it and lied about the projected deaths. He lied about taking 'precautions' during their preferred Handmaiden's Tale celebration at the White House and he lied about the money the government is providing to people during the pandemic and lied about vaccines. He lied, lied and lied. He's the perfect example of Xtianist, white male privilege.
But the Devil's Butler was also outshined by a fly during the debate. It was the only moment in that debate that I did not want to scream at the screen when he was on. His constant interrupting (he interrupted Kamala and the moderator who are... surprise, women) his smarmy condescending smile, his head shaking, like tut-tuing what Kamala was saying. His relentless and uber-polite lying got to me. He proved that Talibangelists are convinced the ninth commandment does not apply to them. He's a dick. A polite, paused dick. But a dick nonetheless.
So Chuck Tingle writes slash fiction. Especially M/M and he’s got his own Amazon page. And he’s given some of his books online for free. And because reading is.. FUNDAMENTAL I decided to post about him today, in honor of reading and also in honor of skewing The Devil’s Butler and his milquetoast approach to life, that masks an abject submission to the bully that is Hair Furor and a thirst for power that lets him lie with supercilious precision. I also think that the VP was given too much credit for the debate. After all, somebody who can lie with such aplomb and in such cold blood is even more dangerous than IMPOTUS. He's not 'polite' he's insidious. Barf.
Enjoy! And don't forget to VOTE.
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OMG! I love free! And I love to read.
ReplyDeleteSo I know what I'll be doing this weekend.
"Clive, darling, can you please bring me my Kindle?"
Hahaha
DeleteI know! Free reads? Sign me up!
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Werefly, LOL!
ReplyDeleteThe absurdity of it all is beyond words.
DeleteI cackled all the way through writing this post.
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Hair Furor's Butler: His performance was disgusting. You can see how little he thinks of women now, can't you? His condescension flowed through the screen. You're correct - the ease with which he lies makes him more dangerous than Hair Furor.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the tip on the books. Love to read...and since I'm currently trying my hand at MM porn, it could be a good learning tool, no? xoxo
He's the worst.
DeleteCheeto's braggadocio is nauseating, but Pence's condescending lying is beyond words.
And I'm looking forward to reading your M/M porn. Yes!!
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Smooch, Six
ReplyDeleteSmooches back, Jimmy!
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Now cutie pie, you know Amazon is just as evil as those damn hideous crocs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * **Jeeves!!!!! Bring my a gin with a bromide!!!!* Thats better.
ReplyDeleteI hate him as much as trump. And I still think he is secretly sucking cock somewhere. But my favorite result was how infuriated he and trump were that Kamala didn't use the would president once in the whole debate when talking about trump. She aint stupid. I LOVED IT! Just you wait till Monday baby cakes!
But these books confuse me. What are they about? Are they like all gay horror films? I will have to see if I can get them through Giovanni's Room.
Alas, dear Maddie, I believe these are all ebooks.
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DeleteAmazon and Crocs are two of the seven horsemen!
I despise the Devil's Butler. With the force of a thousand suns. I think Kamala did fantastic in the debate. Not that it matters, because they will try and spin Pence's smarmy condescension as 'presidential' or whatever the fuck it is they use.
And the books are just silly fiction. Absurd and light fun. Unfortunately, as Huntley points out, they're only digital...
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Pence is as evil as _____. He just speaks more softly.
ReplyDeleteFuck 'em both.
Fuck them both right off.
DeleteUgh. How I despise them.
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I love the speed with which this came out. I’ll have to look up some of these. Winter is coming, time to stock up on books. Thanks babe.
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Hahaha I know right?
DeleteI have one already in my Kindle....
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When a fly lands on your head, it's a sign that you're possessed by Satin.
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOO
DeleteI love this!
I need it on a t-shirt STAT.
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Those book titles are hilarious. I might have to check one out. I knew Pence was a douche canoe from his days of ineptitude as the governor of Indiana. Someone that I used to blog with lived there and would tell us all about the idiotic shit he would do. Have a good one.
ReplyDeleteOMG they're super funny. Just reading the descriptions crack me up.
DeleteAnd the Devil's Butler is the poster boy for toxic xtianity: with all the vitality of day old oatmeal and the pizzaz of homemade mayonnaise he lies through his teeth with a smile and a condescending smirk. Hate his guts.
He fucked up Indiana. Has done the same with the country.
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The fly on his head was the best part of the debate for me. Kamala was awesome... but that fly stole the f'ing show. And it couldn't have happened to a more pompous azzhat.
ReplyDeleteHahaha
DeleteAnd Pence keep talking like nothing. You are right. He's so pompous and self-important....
I think Kamala did great. The bile they spewed on her the next day tells us how successful she was.
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About the fly on him, we also learned about it in Italy. I think that fly is now the most famous in the world.
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