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Five Eight


You don't like players
That's what you say
But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire
You don't like ballers
They don't do nothing for ya
But you'd love a rich man six-foot-two or taller.
Amy Winehouse. Fuck me Pumps

Yeah, that was Amy Winehouse reading me for filth. Because the thing is, I'm biased in favor of tall men. I needed to come clean about that. Not like I've never dated/fucked men who are 5'7" or shorter (I dated a 5'5" short king dynamo that really gave me a run for my money), but I really have a thing for men six feet or taller. So sue me.

But first hear me out. Remember that Cybersocket post I did with porn stars winning an award? Well, most of those video gods are tall. At or over six feet tall. And they are perfect advertisements for tall men being sexy. Duh. And the thing is that I'm not alone in my tall men thing. I was talking to my friend Bri, who is six three and apparently he only dates men who are five feet ten or taller. What?

I swear it's true. He looks at the guy's stats and if the guy is 'too short' he passes. Even if the man is super attractive and/or well built/witty/absolutely fine. The gall. The nerve. The gumption! I almost slapped him silly. But then I'd have to climb on a chair cause Bri is taller than I am. BTW, Bri is very handsome, in his early forties and built like the proverbial brick house. I think he could be choosy. And you know what people say about ‘preferences’ in hookup apps. But really...

And I have to confess that I am what you'd call average: I'm five eight when I'm not wearing Doc Martens, so I'm right there with the rest of the world. Not a pocket gay, not a glamazon. I'm taller than most girls (my sister is five two without heels) but I'm right there with most men, give an inch or two (and we all know an inch or two could be a LOT of snow!). Do you think it may have to do with some atavistic instinct that makes me look for a tall mate because he could save me in the case of a Zombie apocalypse? Because I don't mind standing on tiptoes when kissing a dude? Who the hell knows. Shorter men are fun, I know. And sexy. And I'm sure there are scientific perks that come with being shorter. Well, that and the fact that you could star in your own FunSizeBoys video (Hello, Legrand!). 

In any case, I don't know what it is.  It could be that I can wear stacked sneakers when he's tall, the fact that tall men can reach high shelves at Target or that I really like the feeling of being engulfed by a tall man when he hugs me, I find tall men to be hot. And it's funny because I think that even when they're laying down (my favorite way to approach a tall man) they still give that sense of having a strong presence. Not like I'm going to say 'no' to a man because he's not ready for the basketball court, mind you. I'd take a hot short King any day over a stick in the mud tall glass of water. Besides, form experience, I know that shorter men most times come with a surprise. Yep, I'm talking about that. And no, I wouldn't need a stool to reach it.

XOXO

P.S. this is why I'm spoiled:








@timkruger 6' 0"


@jjknight 6' 2”





@cademaddox 6' 0"


@lukemilan 6' 0"




@sirpeter 6' 3"


@loganstevens 6' 1”

And there’s also you. Yeah, you know I’m talking about you….

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  1. Tall here. Six foot, two inches. I have a good four inches on Carlos. But, hey, you know it works so ....

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    1. Oh, dear. *fans self*
      Yes, I DO know how that works... LOL

      XOXO

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  2. I begin to point out that I love Tim Kruger, regardless of his height, but tall or short is just a matter of taste, imho.

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  3. At my tallest, I was 1/4-inch shy of 6 feet. My preference has always been 'as tall as, or taller than me.'

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    1. So you're like Bri.
      And I get it. The thing is that most of the tall men I know, are paired with someone who is shorter than they are. All my girlfriends, and many of my man friends, too.
      Mysteries...

      XOXO

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  4. Well Im about 6'3". But if you take the heels and wig off then I'm around 5"7-5"8 also! LOL!!!!!!

    I do agree that when I'm with a tall guy I like the feeling of being engulfed with hugs or otherwise, but when it comes down to it, it is not a requirement for me, and don't rule any size out, although I don't think I sleep with a midget. Ill leave that to Lady Bunny. But I will say, shorter guys I've been with seem to be more lively in the sheets. I agree with you. I don't understand limiting ones options.

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    1. Hahahaha
      So we probably can wear each others' clothes! Yay! Well, I don't have your assets, so....
      But yeah, the feeling of being with a tall guy is quite... sexy, but like you, I don't rule out a man because he's not six foot tall. And I agree: shorter fellows are sometimes quite the performers.

      XOXO

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  5. And it comes to mind, and I tend to agree, with the great Mae West-

    Mae:Say cowboy, how tall are you without your horse?

    Cowboy:Well Madame, Im 6' 7".

    Mae:Well, *clears throat* nevermind the 6'. Let's talk about the 7".

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    1. Hahahaha
      Love Mae West. And 7" and girthy? Heaven.

      XOXO

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  6. I'm a pocket gay. 5'5" :(.....The good news was EVERYONE was taller than me which means more prospects. My thing was they had to have a more assertive personality .

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    1. Yay for pocket gays!
      And you are right. When most everybody is taller, there's more room to choose! LOL
      But nothing beats personality. No dick length, no outstanding height, no amount of money. Nothing.

      XOXO

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  7. Anonymous5/18/2022

    Big says,
    Well, height has never played a role for me. Didn't matter to me. Still doesn't. Be kind, be funny, be a (wo)man of your word. That's all the requirement needed. XOXO

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    1. I do tend to look at tall men.
      It's just a thing. But it's not definite. Being tall would call my attention but then he'll need to maintain it...

      XOXO

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  8. Anonymous5/18/2022

    TIm Kruger is a hottie. I'm a pocket gay at only 5'4". And I do like a man that is taller than me. You are right, it's hot (the ones who are 6'0" or taller. Very hot.

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    1. Ohh, Tim Kruger is delicious.
      I'd climb that like a tree. I'm sure it would take me some time (have you SEEN him?) but yeah.
      Very hot.

      XOXO

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  9. Tim Kruger comment was mine. Don't know why it didn't sign me in. Sigh

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    1. Oh, it's Blogger.
      It's been TEMPERAMENTAL!

      XOXO

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  10. Anonymous5/18/2022

    HuntleyBiGuy:
    Though I’m relatively tall, 6’2”, height has never been a thing for me. When I was on the apps I don’t think I ever considered height. I think, for staying power, the guy’s personality is more important. I do like looking down into another guy’s eyes an holding them close. Is there a too short for me? I don’t think so.

    XOXO 👨🏼‍❤️‍đź’‹‍👨🏽

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    1. Did the apps have height?
      I don't even remember. Probably did, of course. It's part of the whole deal of height/weight proportions, no?
      And when you look down with those eyes...

      XOXO

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  11. At 6'1" I had to endure taunts of 'too tall for drag' all my life. (It's true!) And, of course, there is no such thing as too tall for drag, but that's what my height challenged gay mama told me. Me? I love all heights. I have never not considered someone as a sex partner based on height... that's silly. When I read profiles on grindr that are ageist and a tad homophobic, I have to wonder why I'd want to meet such a person or allow them anywhere near me with their penis. Weight and height limitations? Same thing. Everybody has something fun to offer... you just have to open your mind to learn to appreciate. Sure... there are disqualifiers... but height should never be one of them. I so look forward to every video of this performer that you post. He is cute and funny and perfectly gay! Kizzes.

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    1. Wait what?
      RuPaul is like, six five in heels? Glamazon? Duh.
      And for sex height is not really important. Once you two lay down, everything is on even terrain. And I'm sure Grindr is still the cesspool of fuckery it was when I was on it. Really. Some of those men...
      And Michael Henry is a riot. And the tea he spills....

      XOXO

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  12. love Tim Kruger a lot, but about height, it's just a matter of taste.

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    1. [about swallowed comments, you should take a look here]

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    2. Oh, Tim Kruger is dreamy.
      And can he ever fuck. I think tall men are sexy but like you say, it's a matter of taste. I've met men who are my height or shorter and they are absolutely charming and sexy.
      Oh, Blogger is a pain! Thanks for the link!

      XOXO

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  13. Interesting post. I'm 6'3" and most assume I like other tall guys. The boy is the first guy I dated who is 6'. I generally prefer shorter guys, or pocket gays as some here have said. I love holding a smaller guy in my arms.

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    1. Oh, well. Hello there, Cali Boi! LOL
      And I usually see the tall/short combo, too. But I'll have to say that being tall does have perks, no?

      XOXO

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